Italiano medio

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<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Bodio%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Testa_che_esplode_dal_film_Scanners.gif%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Testa%20che%20esplode%20dal%20film%20Scanners%22%2C%22align%22%3A%22left%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A100%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/d/d6/Testa_che_esplode_dal_film_Scanners.gif/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/100?cb=20060628112700" width="100" height="81" class="image alignLeft" data-image-name="Testa che esplode dal film Scanners.gif" data-image-key="Testa_che_esplode_dal_film_Scanners.gif" type="image" /> ATTENZIONE: Il soggetto descritto suscita ODIO PROFONDO  La vostra testa potrebbe esplodere per la rabbia

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<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3ATastiera%20semplificata%20per%20italiani%20medi.jpg%7Cthumb%7C450px%7CTastiera%20semplificata%20per%20italiani%20medi%2C%20ottima%20per%20commentare%20su%20%5B%5BFacebook%5D%5D.%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Tastiera_semplificata_per_italiani_medi.jpg%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Tastiera%20semplificata%20per%20italiani%20medi%22%2C%22thumbnail%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22Tastiera%20semplificata%20per%20italiani%20medi%2C%20ottima%20per%20commentare%20su%20%5B%5BFacebook%5D%5D.%22%2C%22width%22%3A450%2C%22captionParsed%22%3A%22Tastiera%20semplificata%20per%20italiani%20medi%2C%20ottima%20per%20commentare%20su%20%3Ca%20_rte_dataidx%3D%5C%220021%5C%22%20href%3D%5C%22%5C%2Fwiki%5C%2FFacebook%5C%22%20title%3D%5C%22Facebook%5C%22%3EFacebook%3C%5C%2Fa%3E.%22%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/1/15/Tastiera_semplificata_per_italiani_medi.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/450?cb=20160513192847" width="450" height="277" class="image thumb withCaption" data-image-name="Tastiera semplificata per italiani medi.jpg" data-image-key="Tastiera_semplificata_per_italiani_medi.jpg" type="image" />

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<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Bodio%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso1.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso1%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4a/Quote_rosso1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20080722214032" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso1.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso1.png" type="image" /> <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22%23POOO%20POPP%5Cu00d2PPO-POPPOO%5Cu00d2%5Cu00d2%5Cu266b%20POO%2C%20POOO%5Cu266a%20POPP%5Cu00d2PPO-POPPOO%5Cu00d2%5Cu00d2%5Cu266b%20POO%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Popopopopopopo%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BPopopopopopopo%7C%23POOO%20POPP%5Cu00d2PPO-POPPOO%5Cu00d2%5Cu00d2%5Cu266b%20POO%2C%20POOO%5Cu266a%20POPP%5Cu00d2PPO-POPPOO%5Cu00d2%5Cu00d2%5Cu266b%20POO%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" href="/wiki/Popopopopopopo" title="Popopopopopopo">#POOO POPPÒPPO-POPPOOÒÒ♫ POO, POOO♪ POPPÒPPO-POPPOOÒÒ♫ POO</a> <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Bodio%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso2.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso2%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/40/Quote_rosso2.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20171025152216" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso2.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso2.png" type="image" />

~ Italiano medio su qualsiasi cosa

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<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Bodio%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso1.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso1%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4a/Quote_rosso1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20080722214032" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso1.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso1.png" type="image" /> Tengo famigghia. <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Bodio%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso2.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso2%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/40/Quote_rosso2.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20171025152216" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso2.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso2.png" type="image" />

~ Italiano medio che cerca giustificazioni per ogni malefatta

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<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Bodio%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso1.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso1%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4a/Quote_rosso1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20080722214032" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso1.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso1.png" type="image" /> Non ho tempo per leggere. <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Bodio%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso2.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso2%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/40/Quote_rosso2.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20171025152216" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso2.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso2.png" type="image" />

~ Italiano medio sulla cultura

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<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Bodio%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso1.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso1%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4a/Quote_rosso1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20080722214032" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso1.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso1.png" type="image" /> Ohohoh! Ohohoh! Ma a me non me ne frega tanto! Ohohoh! Ohohoh! Io sono un italiano e canto! <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Bodio%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso2.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso2%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/40/Quote_rosso2.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20171025152216" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso2.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso2.png" type="image" />

~ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Articolo%2031%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Articolo%2031%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BArticolo%2031%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" href="/wiki/Articolo_31" title="Articolo 31">Articolo 31</a> sull'italiano medio

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<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Bodio%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso1.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso1%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4a/Quote_rosso1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20080722214032" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso1.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso1.png" type="image" /> Io sono stato in grado di liberarmi di un gigante, tu non sei in grado di liberarti di un nano! <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Bodio%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso2.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso2%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/40/Quote_rosso2.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20171025152216" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso2.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso2.png" type="image" />

~ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22David%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22David%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BDavid%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" href="/wiki/David" title="David" class="mw-redirect">David</a> (quello di Golia) sull'italiano medio

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<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Bodio%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso1.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso1%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4a/Quote_rosso1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20080722214032" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso1.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso1.png" type="image" /> Ma non c'è <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Berlusconi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Berlusconi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BBerlusconi%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" href="/wiki/Berlusconi" title="Berlusconi">Berlusconi</a>? <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Bodio%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso2.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso2%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/40/Quote_rosso2.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20171025152216" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso2.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso2.png" type="image" />

~ Italiano medio mentre vota per le primarie del <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22PD%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22PD%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BPD%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" href="/wiki/PD" title="PD">PD</a>

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<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Bodio%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso1.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso1%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4a/Quote_rosso1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20080722214032" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso1.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso1.png" type="image" /> Ma che me ne frega a me, tanto io c'ho il <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22diesel%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Vin%20Diesel%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BVin%20Diesel%7Cdiesel%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" href="/wiki/Vin_Diesel" title="Vin Diesel">diesel</a>! <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Bodio%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso2.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso2%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/40/Quote_rosso2.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20171025152216" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso2.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso2.png" type="image" />

~ Italiano medio a proposito del <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22rincaro%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22accisa%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Baccisa%7Crincaro%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" href="/wiki/Accisa" title="Accisa">rincaro</a> della benzina

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<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Bodio%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso1.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso1%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4a/Quote_rosso1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20080722214032" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso1.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso1.png" type="image" /> Sono stanco di essere preso in giro dai politici, è ora di fare una rivoluzione! Ma non oggi che gioca la Serie A. <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Bodio%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso2.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso2%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/40/Quote_rosso2.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20171025152216" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso2.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso2.png" type="image" />

~ Italiano medio su buoni propositi

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~ Italiano medio al bar con in mano il suo nuovo smartphone da 500 euro

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L'italiano medio è uno dei mostri più terrificanti e pericolosi generati dall'unione tra <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Silvio%20Berlusconi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Silvio%20Berlusconi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BSilvio%20Berlusconi%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" href="/wiki/Silvio_Berlusconi" title="Silvio Berlusconi">Silvio Berlusconi</a>, il tubo catodico e <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22millemila%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22millemila%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bmillemila%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" href="/wiki/Millemila" title="Millemila">millemila</a> anni di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Chiesa%20Cattolica%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Chiesa%20Cattolica%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BChiesa%20Cattolica%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" href="/wiki/Chiesa_Cattolica" title="Chiesa Cattolica" class="mw-redirect">Chiesa Cattolica</a>.

Tratti disintivi dell'italiano medio

<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3AMucca.jpg%7Cright%7C300px%7Cthumb%7CL%27italiana%20media.%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Mucca.jpg%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Mucca%22%2C%22thumbnail%22%3Atrue%2C%22align%22%3A%22right%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22L%27italiana%20media.%22%2C%22width%22%3A300%2C%22captionParsed%22%3A%22L%27italiana%20media.%22%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/7/7e/Mucca.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/300?cb=20080925180517" width="300" height="229" class="image thumb alignRight withCaption" data-image-name="Mucca.jpg" data-image-key="Mucca.jpg" type="image" /> L'italiano medio è facile da riconoscere e può essere davvero <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22chiunque%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22chiunque%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bchiunque%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" href="/wiki/Chiunque" title="Chiunque">chiunque</a>, anche tu stesso potresti avere i tratti della malattia, probabilmente in forma attenuata visto che sei su Nonciclopedia e l'i. m. non è in grado di discernere correttamente la satira rivolta a lui. Ecco un elenco di attività quotidiane del fenomeno descritto: dove non segnalato tali abitudini sono da considerarsi unisex.

• Giustifica e invidia chi <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22evade%20le%20tasse%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Evasione%20fiscale%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BEvasione%20fiscale%7Cevade%20le%20tasse%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" href="/wiki/Evasione_fiscale" title="Evasione fiscale">evade le tasse</a>, dichiarandosi vittima di un sopruso legalizzato.
• Crede a schifezze mistiche quali maghi, agli astrologi, alle fattucchiere e a politici quali Beppe Grillo.
• In sede di convalida dell'arresto del figlio per un qualunque reato, tenta di giustificarlo dicendo che in fondo è un ragazzo.
• Ripete come un mantra che la Germania è meglio di noi, tranne per il meteo e la vita che a suo dire è carissima.
• Pontifica il suo malessere verso la società attraverso <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22internet%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22internet%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Binternet%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" href="/wiki/Internet" title="Internet">internet</a> e crede di aver fatto abbastanza.
• Se scende in piazza a manifestare, provoca un disagio illegalmente e inversamente proporzionale all'ingiustizia che vuole combattere, ad esempio bloccando il traffico di una strada con un corteo non autorizzato, una stazione in orario di punta o impedendo agli studenti di entrare in facoltà.
• Ce l'ha a morte con le forze dell'ordine tutte, dalla guardia forestale allo stato maggiore dell'esercito, definendoli bastardi e fascisti, salvo poi invocare il loro aiuto <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22per%20scopi%20personali%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Raccomandazione%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BRaccomandazione%7Cper%20scopi%20personali%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" href="/wiki/Raccomandazione" title="Raccomandazione">per scopi personali</a>.
• Generalmente, i suoi unici sogni sono essere famoso, avere soldi e la fregna, e farebbe qualsiasi cosa, anche la più torbida e disonesta per realizzarli.
• Organizza decine e decine di comitati contro l'inquinamento elettromagnetico o contro la tecnologia perché secondo lui le radiazioni danneggerebbero il cervello oppure perché secondo lui provoca dipendenza, pur avendo due cellulari, il tablet, il modem Wi-Fi e la radiosveglia Bluetooth.
• Si vanta di conoscere un gran numero di cose (ovviamente false) perché le ha lette in giro per Internet o le ha sentite al telegiornale, oppure finge di sapere tutto semplicemente inventando, con i risultati che si potrebbero avere da un approccio del genere.
• Decide tout-court che una cosa fa bene o fa male alla salute senza averne le basi scientifiche per dimostrarlo, soprattutto se sono giudici.
  • Corollario: se una cosa è dimostrato essere dannosa per l'uomo, se ne frega perché "tanto la usano tutti".
• Induce qualcuno o si fa indurre a fare qualcosa di torbido con il passaparola.
• Parla esclusivamente di tre argomenti: <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22calcio%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22calcio%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bcalcio%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" href="/wiki/Calcio" title="Calcio">calcio</a>, <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22donne%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22donne%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bdonne%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" href="/wiki/Donne" title="Donne" class="mw-redirect">donne</a> e <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22automobili%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22automobili%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bautomobili%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" href="/wiki/Automobili" title="Automobili" class="mw-redirect">automobili</a>. Suoi unici interessi in ordine di importanza. Gli altri argomenti per lui sono inutili o da "intellettualoidi".
• L' italiano medio è più orientato agli istinti sessuali e alla perversione di quanto sia orientato al ragionare e al pensare.
• Compra l'auto in base al costo del carburante e dopo qualche anno si meraviglia che per la legge della domanda e dell'offerta i suoi risparmi si sono azzerati.
• Cambia l'auto ogni cinque anni anche se va bene, per poi lamentarsi della mancanza di denaro.
• È fermamente convinto che il <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22external%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Fiorino%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22http%3A%5C%2F%5C%2Fit.wikipedia.org%5C%2Fwiki%5C%2FFiat_Fiorino_%25282007%2529%22%2C%22linktype%22%3A%22text%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5Bhttp%3A%5C%2F%5C%2Fit.wikipedia.org%5C%2Fwiki%5C%2FFiat_Fiorino_%25282007%2529%20Fiorino%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" class="text" href="http://it.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fiat_Fiorino_%282007%29">Fiorino</a>, il <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22external%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Qubo%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22http%3A%5C%2F%5C%2Fit.wikipedia.org%5C%2Fwiki%5C%2FFiat_Qubo%22%2C%22linktype%22%3A%22text%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5Bhttp%3A%5C%2F%5C%2Fit.wikipedia.org%5C%2Fwiki%5C%2FFiat_Qubo%20Qubo%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" class="text" href="http://it.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fiat_Qubo">Qubo</a>, la <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22external%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Nemo%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22http%3A%5C%2F%5C%2Fit.wikipedia.org%5C%2Fwiki%5C%2FCitro%25C3%25ABn_Nemo%22%2C%22linktype%22%3A%22text%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5Bhttp%3A%5C%2F%5C%2Fit.wikipedia.org%5C%2Fwiki%5C%2FCitro%25C3%25ABn_Nemo%20Nemo%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" class="text" href="http://it.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citro%C3%ABn_Nemo">Nemo</a> e la <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22external%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Bipper%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22http%3A%5C%2F%5C%2Fit.wikipedia.org%5C%2Fwiki%5C%2FPeugeot_Bipper%22%2C%22linktype%22%3A%22text%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5Bhttp%3A%5C%2F%5C%2Fit.wikipedia.org%5C%2Fwiki%5C%2FPeugeot_Bipper%20Bipper%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" class="text" href="http://it.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peugeot_Bipper">Bipper</a> siano quattro macchine che non hanno niente in comune.
• Entra in competizione con il vicino di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22casa%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22casa%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bcasa%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" href="/wiki/Casa" title="Casa">casa</a> per le cose più insignificanti (chi ha il giardino più curato, chi ha la <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22moglie%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22moglie%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bmoglie%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" href="/wiki/Moglie" title="Moglie">moglie</a> più bella, chi guadagna di più, chi ha l'<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22abbonamento%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22abbonamento%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Babbonamento%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" href="/wiki/Abbonamento?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Abbonamento (la pagina non esiste)">abbonamento</a> <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Sky%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Sky%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BSky%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" href="/wiki/Sky" title="Sky">Sky</a>, chi ha il <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22pisello%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22pene%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bpene%7Cpisello%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" href="/wiki/Pene" title="Pene">pisello</a> più lungo).

<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3ANatale%20al%20cesso%20by%20Mcfly87.JPG%7Cthumb%7C300px%7CLa%20produzione%20cinematografica%20pi%5Cu00f9%20amata%20dagli%20italiani%20medi%3A%20il%20%5B%5Bcinepanettone%5D%5D.%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Natale_al_cesso_by_Mcfly87.JPG%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Natale%20al%20cesso%20by%20Mcfly87%22%2C%22thumbnail%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22La%20produzione%20cinematografica%20pi%5Cu00f9%20amata%20dagli%20italiani%20medi%3A%20il%20%5B%5Bcinepanettone%5D%5D.%22%2C%22width%22%3A300%2C%22captionParsed%22%3A%22La%20produzione%20cinematografica%20pi%5Cu00f9%20amata%20dagli%20italiani%20medi%3A%20il%20%3Ca%20_rte_dataidx%3D%5C%220064%5C%22%20href%3D%5C%22%5C%2Fwiki%5C%2FCinepanettone%5C%22%20title%3D%5C%22Cinepanettone%5C%22%3Ecinepanettone%3C%5C%2Fa%3E.%22%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/b/b5/Natale_al_cesso_by_Mcfly87.JPG/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/300?cb=20080505222303" width="300" height="429" class="image thumb withCaption" data-image-name="Natale al cesso by Mcfly87.JPG" data-image-key="Natale_al_cesso_by_Mcfly87.JPG" type="image" />

• Va in vacanza rigorosamente ad <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22agosto%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22agosto%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bagosto%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" href="/wiki/Agosto" title="Agosto">agosto</a> e rigorosamente dove vanno tutti gli altri italiani medi, percorrendo tutti la medesima strada e mettendosi in viaggio alla stessa ora nella convinzione di aver fatto una partenza intelligente. Generalmente i danni collaterali dovuti al traffico sono tali da intasare anche le più insignificanti strade provinciali. Chi non ha i soldi per andare in vacanza si tappa in casa per far credere ai vicini di esserci andato.
• Si indebita fino al collo, toglie i soldi al cibo dei propri figli pur di avere l'ultimo ritrovato della tecnologia.
• Di norma, é spaventosamente incoerente, e ancora più spesso non è capace di rendersene conto. Tutto questo si può riassumere in "predicare bene e razzolare male", e si vede chiaramente.
• Compra l'oggetto dei propri sogni al prezzo più alto rigorosamente in Italia perché fermamente convinto di spendere tanto per avere molta qualità, quando appena al di là del confine di stato lo stesso oggetto costa il 40% in meno.
• Odia la <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Cina%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Cina%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BCina%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" href="/wiki/Cina" title="Cina">Cina</a> e i <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22cinesi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22cinesi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bcinesi%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" href="/wiki/Cinesi" title="Cinesi">cinesi</a> in quanto produttori di falsi ma fa la fila davanti ai <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22venditori%20ambulanti%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Venditore%20ambulante%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BVenditore%20ambulante%7Cvenditori%20ambulanti%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" href="/wiki/Venditore_ambulante" title="Venditore ambulante">venditori ambulanti</a> in spiaggia. Nei soggetti più patologici arriva a inveire contro i vigili intervenuti per multare i turisti e i venditori.
• Parla col cellulare ad alta voce nei luoghi pubblici, convinto che agli altri gliene freghi qualcosa dei fatti suoi. Molto spesso simula le chiamate esclusivamente per questo.
• Critica il gioco d'azzardo e si fotte una barca di soldi in lotteria, lotto, gratta-e-vinci e videopoker lamentandosi poi del governo.
• Esce tutti i <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Sabato%20sera%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Sabato%20sera%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BSabato%20sera%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" href="/wiki/Sabato_sera" title="Sabato sera">Sabato sera</a>. Chi non può uscire un <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Sabato%20sera%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Sabato%20sera%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BSabato%20sera%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" href="/wiki/Sabato_sera" title="Sabato sera">Sabato sera</a> deve fingere di essere uscito o suicidarsi per la vergogna.
• Guarda tutti gli anni, cascasse il mondo, il <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Festival%20di%20Sanremo%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Festival%20di%20Sanremo%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFestival%20di%20Sanremo%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" href="/wiki/Festival_di_Sanremo" title="Festival di Sanremo">Festival di Sanremo</a> e pensa di poter cambiare con il <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22televoto%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22televoto%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Btelevoto%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" href="/wiki/Televoto" title="Televoto">televoto</a> le sorti di una gara pilotata in anticipo. 
• Crede che tutte le fiction rispecchino fedelmente il mondo reale, anche quelle in costume.
• Trascorre la sera del <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%2224%20dicembre%22%2C%22link%22%3A%2224%20dicembre%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B24%20dicembre%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" href="/wiki/24_dicembre" title="24 dicembre">24 dicembre</a> al cinema insieme ai suoi simili per ingrassare le tasche di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Massimo%20Boldi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Massimo%20Boldi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMassimo%20Boldi%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" href="/wiki/Massimo_Boldi" title="Massimo Boldi">Massimo Boldi</a> e <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Christian%20de%20Sica%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Christian%20de%20Sica%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BChristian%20de%20Sica%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" href="/wiki/Christian_de_Sica" title="Christian de Sica" class="mw-redirect">Christian de Sica</a> in uscita con la nuova <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22opera%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Cinepanettone%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BCinepanettone%7Copera%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" href="/wiki/Cinepanettone" title="Cinepanettone">opera</a> di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Neri%20Parenti%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Neri%20Parenti%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BNeri%20Parenti%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" href="/wiki/Neri_Parenti" title="Neri Parenti">Neri Parenti</a> o dei <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22fratelli%20Vanzina%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22fratelli%20Vanzina%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bfratelli%20Vanzina%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" href="/wiki/Fratelli_Vanzina?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Fratelli Vanzina (la pagina non esiste)">fratelli Vanzina</a>.
• Utilizza come unico metro di valutazione di un individuo il prezzo della sua auto o il numero di smartphone che possiede.
• Il giovane italiano medio sceglie tutto in base alla moda del momento, per esempio il percorso di studi: quando qualche anno fa erano in voga le fiction di criminologia era boom di iscrizioni ai corsi di laurea in criminologia. Adesso che la moda è sui programmi di cucina (<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Masterchef%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Masterchef%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMasterchef%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" href="/wiki/Masterchef" title="Masterchef" class="mw-redirect">Masterchef</a>, <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Hell%27s%20Kitchen%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Hell%27s%20Kitchen%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BHell%27s%20Kitchen%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" href="/wiki/Hell%27s_Kitchen" title="Hell's Kitchen">Hell's Kitchen</a>) è boom di iscrizioni all'alberghiero.
• Sbava davanti alla <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22TV%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22TV%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BTV%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" href="/wiki/TV" title="TV" class="mw-redirect">TV</a> alla vista di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22veline%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22veline%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bveline%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" href="/wiki/Veline" title="Veline" class="mw-redirect">veline</a> e letterine: l'uomo sogna di farsele, la donna di diventare come loro.
• Passa qualsiasi sera che non sia il Sabato a guardare la <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22TV%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22TV%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BTV%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" href="/wiki/TV" title="TV" class="mw-redirect">TV</a>, ovviamente i <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22reality%20show%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22reality%20show%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Breality%20show%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" href="/wiki/Reality_show" title="Reality show">reality show</a>.
• Considera tutti gli <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22sport%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22sport%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bsport%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" href="/wiki/Sport" title="Sport">sport</a> che non siano calcio e <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Formula%201%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Formula%201%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFormula%201%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" href="/wiki/Formula_1" title="Formula 1">Formula 1</a> "minori" perché non fanno notizia.
• E' egoista e vanitoso, e felice di esserlo.
• Pensa sempre di avere ragione su qualsiasi cosa, e non accetta o prende fortemente con le pinze ogni opinione altrui.
• Legge solo quotidiani sportivi e solo articoli sul <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22calcio%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22calcio%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bcalcio%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" href="/wiki/Calcio" title="Calcio">calcio</a> (versione maschile).
• Legge solo riviste di gossip (versione femminile).
• Adora "<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22VIP%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22VIP%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BVIP%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" href="/wiki/VIP" title="VIP">VIP</a>" del calibro di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Valeria%20Marini%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Valeria%20Marini%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BValeria%20Marini%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" href="/wiki/Valeria_Marini" title="Valeria Marini">Valeria Marini</a>, <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Costantino%20Vitagliano%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Costantino%20Vitagliano%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BCostantino%20Vitagliano%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" href="/wiki/Costantino_Vitagliano" title="Costantino Vitagliano">Costantino Vitagliano</a>, <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Fabrizio%20Corona%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Fabrizio%20Corona%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFabrizio%20Corona%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" href="/wiki/Fabrizio_Corona" title="Fabrizio Corona">Fabrizio Corona</a> e qualsiasi <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22calciatore%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22calciatore%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bcalciatore%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" href="/wiki/Calciatore" title="Calciatore">calciatore</a> di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Serie%20A%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Serie%20A%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BSerie%20A%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" href="/wiki/Serie_A" title="Serie A">Serie A</a>.
• L'unica bella musica è solo quella proposta dalle radio commerciali e/o quella foraggiata dalle più blasonate case discografiche del pianeta. Il resto è roba da <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22hipster%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22hipster%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bhipster%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" href="/wiki/Hipster" title="Hipster">hipster</a>, drogati, gay e altri dispregiativi a caso.

<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3APallone.jpg%7Cthumb%7C300px%7CRappresentazione%20ideale%20della%20testa%20di%20un%20italiano%20medio.%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Pallone.jpg%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Pallone%22%2C%22thumbnail%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22Rappresentazione%20ideale%20della%20testa%20di%20un%20italiano%20medio.%22%2C%22width%22%3A300%2C%22captionParsed%22%3A%22Rappresentazione%20ideale%20della%20testa%20di%20un%20italiano%20medio.%22%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/c/cb/Pallone.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/300?cb=20081126221804" width="300" height="301" class="image thumb withCaption" data-image-name="Pallone.jpg" data-image-key="Pallone.jpg" type="image" />

• Passa il sabato pomeriggio al <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22centro%20commerciale%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22centro%20commerciale%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bcentro%20commerciale%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" href="/wiki/Centro_commerciale" title="Centro commerciale">centro commerciale</a>.
• Si procura almeno un santino di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Padre%20Pio%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Padre%20Pio%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BPadre%20Pio%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" href="/wiki/Padre_Pio" title="Padre Pio">Padre Pio</a>, anche se non crede in Dio.
• Si dichiara <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22cattolico%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Cristianesimo%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BCristianesimo%7Ccattolico%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" href="/wiki/Cristianesimo" title="Cristianesimo">cattolico</a> e poi fa l'esatto contrario di ciò che predica la <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Chiesa%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Chiesa%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BChiesa%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" href="/wiki/Chiesa" title="Chiesa">Chiesa</a>, o é estremamente bigotto.
• Non sa farsi i cavoli suoi, mai. Potete cercare, ma generalmente questa caratteristica é onnipresente.
• Considera i <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22gay%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22gay%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bgay%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" href="/wiki/Gay" title="Gay">gay</a> malati di mente e non vuole sentire parlare di matrimoni e adozioni da parte di coppie dello stesso sesso (maschile); in compenso affolla gli stessi viali dei <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22viados%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22viados%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bviados%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" href="/wiki/Viados?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Viados (la pagina non esiste)">viados</a> la notte e si fa i <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22rasponi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Seghe%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BSeghe%7Crasponi%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" href="/wiki/Seghe" title="Seghe" class="mw-redirect">rasponi</a> guardando gli show <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22lesbo%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Lesbismo%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BLesbismo%7Clesbo%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" href="/wiki/Lesbismo" title="Lesbismo">lesbo</a>, i porno lesbo o i baci saffici di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Madonna%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Madonna%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMadonna%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" href="/wiki/Madonna" title="Madonna">Madonna</a> quando si esibisce; o al contrario, dice di rispettarli (perché va di moda) e poi sfotte a morte (letteralmente) qualcuno che si dichiara tale.
• Ha una <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22fidanzata%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22fidanzata%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bfidanzata%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" href="/wiki/Fidanzata" title="Fidanzata">fidanzata</a>/<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22moglie%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22moglie%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bmoglie%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" href="/wiki/Moglie" title="Moglie">moglie</a> di cui è gelosissimo al punto da controllarne gli spostamenti e il cellulare, salvo poi andare a fare il marpione con la procace cassiera del bar sotto casa.
• È contro i raccomandati, ma allo stesso tempo chiede al papi, o all'amico di turno, di dire una buona parola per farsi assumere.
• Pensa che guidare un <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22SUV%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22SUV%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BSUV%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" href="/wiki/SUV" title="SUV">SUV</a> sia la massima soddisfazione della <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22vita%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22vita%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bvita%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" href="/wiki/Vita" title="Vita">vita</a>, a costo di ipotecarsi <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22casa%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22casa%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bcasa%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" href="/wiki/Casa" title="Casa">casa</a>, <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22moglie%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22moglie%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bmoglie%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" href="/wiki/Moglie" title="Moglie">moglie</a> e <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22cane%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22cane%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bcane%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" href="/wiki/Cane" title="Cane">cane</a> per possederne uno.
  • Corollario: possiede una macchina da 50.000 euro, vive in una baracca e si lamenta che il fisco gli viene a dar noia con il redditometro
• Ha il profilo su <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Facebook%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Facebook%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFacebook%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" href="/wiki/Facebook" title="Facebook">Facebook</a> perché ce l'hanno tutti.
• Considera la conoscenza di una lingua straniera un insulto alla bandiera, salvo poi riempire i discorsi che fa con una moltitudine di parole straniere a caso per rendersi più intelligente o per rendere più incomprensibili i discorsi e quindi impedire al suo interlocutore di poter constatare la bassa conoscenza in material del suddetto.
• Trova mille giustificazioni per non andare a votare: il bel tempo, il maltempo, la prima comunione della figlia del vicino di casa... Se poi ci va, sceglie il candidato che spara le minchiate più grosse.
• Parla male del governo indipendentemente da ciò che il governo fa.
• Parla male del governo e non fa un cazzo per cambiarlo seriamente, a parte condividere e condividere migliaia di fake news o insultare.
• Considera una squadra di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22calcio%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22calcio%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bcalcio%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" href="/wiki/Calcio" title="Calcio">calcio</a> di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Serie%20A%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Serie%20A%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BSerie%20A%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" href="/wiki/Serie_A" title="Serie A">Serie A</a> e la <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22nazionale%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22nazionale%20di%20calcio%20italiana%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bnazionale%20di%20calcio%20italiana%7Cnazionale%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" href="/wiki/Nazionale_di_calcio_italiana" title="Nazionale di calcio italiana" class="mw-redirect">nazionale</a> l'unica cosa per la quale valga la pena esultare o incazzarsi davvero. Ovviamente, non lo ammetterà mai.
• La donna ha un timore assoluto di quello che pensa la gente, tanto da vivere nel terrore per aver messo una gonna fuori moda o comprata al mercato o per non essere diventate suore come voleva la <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22nonna%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22nonna%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bnonna%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" href="/wiki/Nonna" title="Nonna">nonna</a>.
• Non capisce che L'Italia agli Italiani! è un insulto coniato per lo stato che gli altri Paesi vogliono lasciare alla gente che se lo merita.
• Va in vacanza all'<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22estero%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22estero%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bestero%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" href="/wiki/Estero?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Estero (la pagina non esiste)">estero</a>, mai fuori dagli itinerari degli operatori turistici, e ordina gli spaghetti al pomodoro in un qualsiasi ristorante di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Bangkok%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Bangkok%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BBangkok%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" href="/wiki/Bangkok" title="Bangkok" class="mw-redirect">Bangkok</a> per poi lamentarsi al rimpatrio della sua cucina tremenda.
• Urla dappertutto applicando la formula Aumento volume della voce = Ragione su tutto e su tutti.
• Ride a crepapelle sentendo <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Martufello%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Martufello%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMartufello%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" href="/wiki/Martufello" title="Martufello">Martufello</a> pronunciare la frase "de più nin zò" o i <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Fichi%20d%27India%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Fichi%20d%27India%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFichi%20d%27India%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" href="/wiki/Fichi_d%27India?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Fichi d'India (la pagina non esiste)">Fichi d'India</a> dire "amici Ahrharara" o un qualunque suo simile dire "sono giapponese".

Va detto che l'italiano medio ha molti punti di contatto con l'<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22omologato%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22omologato%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bomologato%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" href="/wiki/Omologato" title="Omologato">omologato</a>, ma riesce a essere persino più spaventoso. Mentre l'<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22omologato%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22omologato%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bomologato%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" href="/wiki/Omologato" title="Omologato">omologato</a> si fissa su una singola moda o un singolo tormentone (salvo cambiare quando i produttori di omologati impongono che non sia più considerato trendy) e lo fa più che altro per farsi accettare dai suoi <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22simili%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22omologato%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bomologato%7Csimili%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" href="/wiki/Omologato" title="Omologato">simili</a>, l'italiano medio non segue una moda o un tormentone specifico, ma si lascia trascinare da ciò che capita. Inoltre, contrariamente all'<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22omologato%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22omologato%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bomologato%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-7062882995b5cfe4d406ab" href="/wiki/Omologato" title="Omologato">omologato</a>, non lo fa per emulazione, ma proprio perché gli viene naturale, senza avere secondi fini quali l'accettazione sociale.

Cosa fare in caso di incontro con un italiano medio

Metodo Pro

• Colpirlo ripetutamente e con foga alla testa con una copia di Der Spiegel, in particolare
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  , fino a che non rinsavisce.

Metodo Basic

• In caso di sicuro fallimento del metodo Pro, pianificare di andare a vivere in luogo dove questi esseri non prosperano. Un qualunque deserto va bene.

Il farmaco che crea la diffusione del morbo

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