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{{Cit|Il Tavernello dell' '89 non è invecchiato, è scaduto!|[[Uno]] sul Tavernello}}
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{{Cit|Colore rubino, retrogusto intenso di bacche mature: davvero eccellente questo Château Lafite del 1981|[[George W. Bush]] sorseggiando il Tavernello}}
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{{Cit|Con un litro di Tavernello il mio Ciao percorre 50 chilometri!|[[Qualcuno]]}}
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Il '''Tavernello''' è un fluido alimentare al sapore di [[vino]] composto dal 98% da acqua sporca e il rimanente 0,004 % da prezioso [[Sperma|Chianti Classico di ottima annata]] .<br />
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È [[AHAHAH!!!|pregiato]], molto ricercato, contenente polveri d'uva non dissolte nell'acqua, si accompagna con piatti a base di salumi del discount, crackers, sempre del discount, e patatine, anche quelle, rigorosamente, del discount. Potete innaffiarci il risotto e sicuramente officiarci una Messa. Nera. Esiste nelle colorazioni: rosso, bianco, benzina verde e celeste-rosa-pallido. È il punto più basso dell'alcolismo.
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== Un bicchierino di {{s|rosso}} storia ==
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Il Tavernello nasce da un'idea di [[Federico Fazzuoli]] fratello di [[Roberto da Crema]]: produrre vino confezionato nel cartone abbassando così i costi di produzione e, naturalmente, tentare di abbassare l'età media di consumo di vino.
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Nasce così negli anni '80 quello che verrà commercializzato come ''il vino che fa una pippa anche al Brunello di Montalcino'', riuscendo ad avere una produzione quasi tripla rispetto a quest'ultimo; purtroppo rimane quasi tutto invenduto negli scaffali più bassi dei supermercati.
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[[File:Federico_Fazzuoli.jpg|left|thumb|300px|Guardate come Fazzuoli se la ride sapendo che state bevendo una fregatura!]]
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Comincia così la titanica campagna pubblicitaria e informativa volta a {{s|ipnotizzare}} informare il consumatore riguardo la bontà e la genuinità di un prodotto italiano che farebbe invidia anche al più alcolizzato dei francesi privo di papille gustative. Tra le tante possiamo citare:
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*''Il successo di Tavernello invita a riflettere'': il segreto del suo successo non lo conosceremo mai, '''mai'''. Meglio così.
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*''Vino sincero per tutti i giorni'': qui possiamo capire come il nostro amico Tavernello non ci abbandonerà mai. Questa [[pubblicità]] ha fatto breccia nei cuori di quelle persone che hanno avuto una [[sfiga|vita difficile]], diventando il loro migliore amico ma il peggior nemico dei loro fegati.
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*''Non a caso è il vino più bevuto d'Italia'': pubblicità giudicata come ingannevole secondo il consorzio difesa dei consumatori: perché mai gli italiani comprano così tanto Tavernello?<br /> La risposta arriva dalle statistiche Istat: non viene comprato per le intrinseche {{citnec|qualità vinicole}} bensì per la sua potente azione contro le vernici e smalti.
<p data-rte-fromparser="true"><br />&nbsp;<!-- RTE::{"spaces":0,"type":"LINE_BREAK"} -->Il <b>Tavernello</b> è un fluido alimentare al sapore di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22vino%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22vino%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bvino%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Vino" title="Vino">vino</a> composto dal 98% da acqua sporca e il rimanente 0,004 % da prezioso <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Chianti%20Classico%20di%20ottima%20annata%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Sperma%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BSperma%7CChianti%20Classico%20di%20ottima%20annata%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Sperma" title="Sperma">Chianti Classico di ottima annata</a> .<br data-rte-washtml="1" />&nbsp;<!-- RTE::{"spaces":0,"type":"LINE_BREAK"} -->È <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22pregiato%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22AHAHAH%21%21%21%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BAHAHAH%21%21%21%7Cpregiato%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/AHAHAH!!!" title="AHAHAH!!!">pregiato</a>, molto ricercato, contenente polveri d'uva non dissolte nell'acqua, si accompagna con piatti a base di salumi del discount, crackers, sempre del discount, e patatine, anche quelle, rigorosamente, del discount. Potete innaffiarci il risotto e sicuramente officiarci una Messa. Nera. Esiste nelle colorazioni: rosso, bianco, benzina verde e celeste-rosa-pallido. È il punto più basso dell'alcolismo.
=== Partner commerciali ===
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Il Tavernello ha anche iniziato una collaborazione con il Vernel creando così il '''TaVernel''' che se versato sui capi li macchia ma li rende soffici e se bevuto rinfresca e rende soffice anche la gola.
<h2 data-rte-spaces-before="1" data-rte-spaces-after="1" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"> Un bicchierino di <span class="placeholder placeholder-double-brackets" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22double-brackets%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Bs%7Crosso%7D%7D%22%2C%22lineStart%22%3A%22%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22s%22%2C%22placeholder%22%3A1%7D" contenteditable="false">&#x200b;<span data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-style="text-decoration:line-through;" style="text-decoration:line-through;" data-rte-attribs=" style=text-decoration:line-through;">rosso</span>&#x200b;</span> storia </h2>
La scelta del testimonial di questo meraviglioso incontro tra due aziende che non hanno una emerita cippa in comune cadde su [[Claudio Taffarel]], ex portiere del [[Brasile]], il quale afferma: ''anche Taffarel beve TaVernel!''
<p data-rte-fromparser="true">Il Tavernello nasce da un'idea di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Federico%20Fazzuoli%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Federico%20Fazzuoli%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFederico%20Fazzuoli%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Federico_Fazzuoli?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="Federico Fazzuoli (la pagina non esiste)">Federico Fazzuoli</a> fratello di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Roberto%20da%20Crema%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Roberto%20da%20Crema%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BRoberto%20da%20Crema%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Roberto_da_Crema" title="Roberto da Crema" class="mw-redirect">Roberto da Crema</a>: produrre vino confezionato nel cartone abbassando così i costi di produzione e, naturalmente, tentare di abbassare l'età media di consumo di vino.
Notizie più recenti affermano che la [[Treno Alta Velocità|T.A.V.]] sia la produttrice del TaVernel perché secondo alcune testimonianze viene sia utilizzato per rinfrescare i palati dei passeggeri, sia per pulire i sedili lasciando una morbidezza tale da far invidia anche a [[Coccolino]], il quale dopo aver sentito la notizia si è dato all'alcol.<br /> Bevendo Tavernello ovviamente.
<!-- RTE::{"spaces":0,"type":"LINE_BREAK"} -->Nasce così negli anni '80 quello che verrà commercializzato come <i>il vino che fa una pippa anche al Brunello di Montalcino</i>, riuscendo ad avere una produzione quasi tripla rispetto a quest'ultimo; purtroppo rimane quasi tutto invenduto negli scaffali più bassi dei supermercati.

<!-- RTE::{"spaces":3,"type":"LINE_BREAK"} --><img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3AFederico_Fazzuoli.jpg%7Cleft%7Cthumb%7C300px%7CGuardate%20come%20Fazzuoli%20se%20la%20ride%20sapendo%20che%20state%20bevendo%20una%20fregatura%21%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Federico_Fazzuoli.jpg%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Federico%20Fazzuoli%22%2C%22thumbnail%22%3Atrue%2C%22align%22%3A%22left%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22Guardate%20come%20Fazzuoli%20se%20la%20ride%20sapendo%20che%20state%20bevendo%20una%20fregatura%21%22%2C%22width%22%3A300%2C%22captionParsed%22%3A%22Guardate%20come%20Fazzuoli%20se%20la%20ride%20sapendo%20che%20state%20bevendo%20una%20fregatura%21%22%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/f/f7/Federico_Fazzuoli.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/300?cb=20090102135343" width="300" height="200" class="image thumb alignLeft withCaption" data-image-name="Federico Fazzuoli.jpg" data-image-key="Federico_Fazzuoli.jpg" type="image" />
== Leggende chilometropolitane ==
<!-- RTE::{"spaces":0,"type":"LINE_BREAK"} -->Comincia così la titanica campagna pubblicitaria e informativa volta a <span class="placeholder placeholder-double-brackets" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22double-brackets%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Bs%7Cipnotizzare%7D%7D%22%2C%22lineStart%22%3A%22%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22s%22%2C%22placeholder%22%3A1%7D" contenteditable="false">&#x200b;<span data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-style="text-decoration:line-through;" style="text-decoration:line-through;" data-rte-attribs=" style=text-decoration:line-through;">ipnotizzare</span>&#x200b;</span> informare il consumatore riguardo la bontà e la genuinità di un prodotto italiano che farebbe invidia anche al più alcolizzato dei francesi privo di papille gustative. Tra le tante possiamo citare:
Girano alcune storie che riguardano Tavernello ma secondo [[Qualcuno|alcuni]] sono da considerarsi veritiere mentre secondo [[Qualcun'altro|altri]], antagonisti degli alcuni, sono come il [[fieno]]: tutte balle.
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Vere o no alcune di queste leggende sono riportate qui sotto:
<ul><li><i>Il successo di Tavernello invita a riflettere</i>: il segreto del suo successo non lo conosceremo mai, <b>mai</b>. Meglio così.
=== La vera storia di Gesù ===
</li><li><i>Vino sincero per tutti i giorni</i>: qui possiamo capire come il nostro amico Tavernello non ci abbandonerà mai. Questa <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22pubblicit%5Cu00e0%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22pubblicit%5Cu00e0%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bpubblicit%5Cu00e0%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Pubblicit%C3%A0" title="Pubblicità">pubblicità</a> ha fatto breccia nei cuori di quelle persone che hanno avuto una <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22vita%20difficile%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22sfiga%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bsfiga%7Cvita%20difficile%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Sfiga" title="Sfiga" class="mw-redirect">vita difficile</a>, diventando il loro migliore amico ma il peggior nemico dei loro fegati.
Anche se non sta scritto in nessuno dei [[vangeli]], l'ultima cena di Gesù è stata allestita con fiumi di Tavernello; la sua famosa frase ''prendete e bevetene tutti'' sta a indicare o l'alta generosità del figlio di [[Dio]] o la qualità del vino talmente scarsa da rendere saturo e disgustato Gesù dopo solo mezzo bicchiere. <br />
</li><li><i>Non a caso è il vino più bevuto d'Italia</i>: pubblicità giudicata come ingannevole secondo il consorzio difesa dei consumatori: perché mai gli italiani comprano così tanto Tavernello?<br data-rte-washtml="1" />La risposta arriva dalle statistiche Istat: non viene comprato per le intrinseche <span class="placeholder placeholder-double-brackets" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22double-brackets%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Bcitnec%7Cqualit%5Cu00e0%20vinicole%7D%7D%22%2C%22lineStart%22%3A%22%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22citnec%22%2C%22placeholder%22%3A1%7D" contenteditable="false">&#x200b;<span data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-style="background-color:#ffeaea; color:#444444;" style="background-color:#ffeaea; color:#444444;" title="Eh?" data-rte-attribs=" style=background-color:#ffeaea; color:#444444; title=Eh?">qualità vinicole</span><sup data-rte-washtml="1"><span data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-style="color:red;" style="color:red;" data-rte-attribs=" style=color:red;">&#91;<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22%3Ci%3Ecitazione%20necessaria%3C%5C%2Fi%3E%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22citazione%20necessaria%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Citazione_necessaria" title="Citazione necessaria" class="mw-redirect"><i>citazione necessaria</i></a>&#93;</span></sup>&#x200b;</span> bensì per la sua potente azione contro le vernici e smalti.
Le probabilità che sia quest'ultima la più veritiera aumentano se prendiamo in considerazione il fatto che quando Gesù in croce disse ai [[Impero romano|romani]] ''ho sete'' loro gli offrirono un secchio di Tavernello.
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<h3 data-rte-spaces-before="1" data-rte-spaces-after="1"> Partner commerciali </h3>
=== Il colore degli antichi ===
<p data-rte-fromparser="true">Il Tavernello ha anche iniziato una collaborazione con il Vernel creando così il <b>TaVernel</b> che se versato sui capi li macchia ma li rende soffici e se bevuto rinfresca e rende soffice anche la gola.
[[File:Tavernello_pubblicità.jpg|right|thumb|300px|Pubblicità del Tavernello. Tra gli ingredienti utilizzati spiccano i pomodorini ciliegia (per la colorazione), basilico, olive e ghiaccio secco.]]
<!-- RTE::{"spaces":0,"type":"LINE_BREAK"} -->La scelta del testimonial di questo meraviglioso incontro tra due aziende che non hanno una emerita cippa in comune cadde su <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Claudio%20Taffarel%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Claudio%20Taffarel%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BClaudio%20Taffarel%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Claudio_Taffarel?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="Claudio Taffarel (la pagina non esiste)">Claudio Taffarel</a>, ex portiere del <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Brasile%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Brasile%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BBrasile%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Brasile" title="Brasile">Brasile</a>, il quale afferma: <i>anche Taffarel beve TaVernel!</i>
I [[fenici]], grazie al loro ingegno, riuscirono a ricavare il colore porpora da una specie di molluschi.<br />
<!-- RTE::{"spaces":1,"type":"LINE_BREAK"} -->Notizie più recenti affermano che la <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22T.A.V.%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Treno%20Alta%20Velocit%5Cu00e0%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BTreno%20Alta%20Velocit%5Cu00e0%7CT.A.V.%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Treno_Alta_Velocit%C3%A0" title="Treno Alta Velocità">T.A.V.</a> sia la produttrice del TaVernel perché secondo alcune testimonianze viene sia utilizzato per rinfrescare i palati dei passeggeri, sia per pulire i sedili lasciando una morbidezza tale da far invidia anche a <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Coccolino%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Coccolino%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BCoccolino%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Coccolino" title="Coccolino">Coccolino</a>, il quale dopo aver sentito la notizia si è dato all'alcol.<br data-rte-washtml="1" />Bevendo Tavernello ovviamente.
Purtroppo, a causa della penuria di animaletti, non riuscirono a soddisfare le esigenze degli acquirenti. Un giorno, mentre sorseggiavano il vino in questione, rimasero colpiti dal colore porpora che questo lasciava sulla superficie della lingua; da quel momento utilizzarono il Tavernello come colorante per i vestiti e tessuti (e per tessuti intendo anche la pelle, dato che lasciava quel colore porpora sulla lingua).
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<h2 data-rte-spaces-before="1" data-rte-spaces-after="1" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"> Leggende chilometropolitane </h2>
=== Effetti speciali cinematografici ===
<p data-rte-fromparser="true">Girano alcune storie che riguardano Tavernello ma secondo <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22alcuni%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Qualcuno%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BQualcuno%7Calcuni%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Qualcuno" title="Qualcuno">alcuni</a> sono da considerarsi veritiere mentre secondo <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22altri%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Qualcun%27altro%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BQualcun%27altro%7Caltri%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Qualcun%27altro" title="Qualcun'altro" class="mw-redirect">altri</a>, antagonisti degli alcuni, sono come il <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22fieno%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22fieno%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bfieno%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Fieno?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="Fieno (la pagina non esiste)">fieno</a>: tutte balle.
È quasi inutile sottolineare come il Tavernello rosso venga usato regolarmente nei film horror/splatter come fiumi di sangue che sprizzano per ogni dove da zombie, vampiri e altri mostri. Si dice che il grandissimo regista [[Stanley Kubrick]], dirigendo il film [[Shining]], insoddisfatto del sangue che dovrebbe uscire a fiumi da un ascensore, abbia usato alla fine barili di Tavernello rosso.
<!-- RTE::{"spaces":0,"type":"LINE_BREAK"} -->Vere o no alcune di queste leggende sono riportate qui sotto:

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== Effetti collaterali ==
<h3 data-rte-spaces-before="1" data-rte-spaces-after="1"> La vera storia di Gesù </h3>
<div style="text-align: center; text-decoration: blink; color: #ff0000; font-size: 100%;">'''ATTENZIONE'''</div><br /> <center>Un uso smodato di Tavernello può causare crisi esistenziali, diarrea, vomito anale, epilessia, attacchi psicoconvulsivi, aerofagia, atrofia fallica, turgore penieno, allucinazioni a sfondo pedopornografico, sfogo di Sant'Antonio, edentulia (perdita dei denti), [[morte]] apparente, odio multietnico, allestimento di messe nere, blefarospasmi,
<p data-rte-fromparser="true">Anche se non sta scritto in nessuno dei <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22vangeli%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22vangeli%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bvangeli%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Vangeli" title="Vangeli">vangeli</a>, l'ultima cena di Gesù è stata allestita con fiumi di Tavernello; la sua famosa frase <i>prendete e bevetene tutti</i> sta a indicare o l'alta generosità del figlio di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Dio%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Dio%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BDio%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Dio" title="Dio">Dio</a> o la qualità del vino talmente scarsa da rendere saturo e disgustato Gesù dopo solo mezzo bicchiere.<br data-rte-washtml="1" />&nbsp;<!-- RTE::{"spaces":0,"type":"LINE_BREAK"} -->Le probabilità che sia quest'ultima la più veritiera aumentano se prendiamo in considerazione il fatto che quando Gesù in croce disse ai <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22romani%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Impero%20romano%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BImpero%20romano%7Cromani%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Impero_romano" title="Impero romano" class="mw-redirect">romani</a> <i>ho sete</i> loro gli offrirono un secchio di Tavernello.
visione di creature misteriose, visioni in cui Padre Pio vi insegna a cinguettare, ritiro della patente.</center>
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<h3 data-rte-spaces-before="1" data-rte-spaces-after="1" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"> Il colore degli antichi </h3>
== Ingredienti ==
<p data-rte-fromparser="true"><img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3ATavernello_pubblicit%5Cu00e0.jpg%7Cright%7Cthumb%7C300px%7CPubblicit%5Cu00e0%20del%20Tavernello.%20Tra%20gli%20ingredienti%20utilizzati%20spiccano%20i%20pomodorini%20ciliegia%20%28per%20la%20colorazione%29%2C%20basilico%2C%20olive%20e%20ghiaccio%20secco.%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Tavernello_pubblicit%5Cu00e0.jpg%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Tavernello%20pubblicit%5Cu00e0%22%2C%22thumbnail%22%3Atrue%2C%22align%22%3A%22right%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22Pubblicit%5Cu00e0%20del%20Tavernello.%20Tra%20gli%20ingredienti%20utilizzati%20spiccano%20i%20pomodorini%20ciliegia%20%28per%20la%20colorazione%29%2C%20basilico%2C%20olive%20e%20ghiaccio%20secco.%22%2C%22width%22%3A300%2C%22captionParsed%22%3A%22Pubblicit%5Cu00e0%20del%20Tavernello.%20Tra%20gli%20ingredienti%20utilizzati%20spiccano%20i%20pomodorini%20ciliegia%20%28per%20la%20colorazione%29%2C%20basilico%2C%20olive%20e%20ghiaccio%20secco.%22%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/a/a7/Tavernello_pubblicit%C3%A0.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/300?cb=20090102142616" width="300" height="420" class="image thumb alignRight withCaption" data-image-name="Tavernello pubblicità.jpg" data-image-key="Tavernello_pubblicit%C3%A0.jpg" type="image" />
A causa dei lievi effetti collaterali sopraindicati, alcuni studiosi hanno deciso di analizzare il vino scoprendo quali ingredienti sono utilizzati per produrre questo fenomenale antagonista del [[Viagra]]:
<!-- RTE::{"spaces":0,"type":"LINE_BREAK"} -->I <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22fenici%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22fenici%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bfenici%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Fenici" title="Fenici">fenici</a>, grazie al loro ingegno, riuscirono a ricavare il colore porpora da una specie di molluschi.<br data-rte-washtml="1" />&nbsp;<!-- RTE::{"spaces":0,"type":"LINE_BREAK"} -->Purtroppo, a causa della penuria di animaletti, non riuscirono a soddisfare le esigenze degli acquirenti. Un giorno, mentre sorseggiavano il vino in questione, rimasero colpiti dal colore porpora che questo lasciava sulla superficie della lingua; da quel momento utilizzarono il Tavernello come colorante per i vestiti e tessuti (e per tessuti intendo anche la pelle, dato che lasciava quel colore porpora sulla lingua).

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*Uva 0,000005%<ref>Unica percentuale certa disponibile.</ref>
<h3 data-rte-spaces-before="1" data-rte-spaces-after="1" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"> Effetti speciali cinematografici </h3>
*Biossina.
<p data-rte-fromparser="true">È quasi inutile sottolineare come il Tavernello rosso venga usato regolarmente nei film horror/splatter come fiumi di sangue che sprizzano per ogni dove da zombie, vampiri e altri mostri. Si dice che il grandissimo regista <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Stanley%20Kubrick%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Stanley%20Kubrick%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BStanley%20Kubrick%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Stanley_Kubrick" title="Stanley Kubrick" class="mw-redirect">Stanley Kubrick</a>, dirigendo il film <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Shining%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Shining%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BShining%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Shining" title="Shining">Shining</a>, insoddisfatto del sangue che dovrebbe uscire a fiumi da un ascensore, abbia usato alla fine barili di Tavernello rosso.
*Polveri sottili.
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*[[Benzoato di potassio]].
<h2 data-rte-spaces-before="1" data-rte-spaces-after="1" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"> Effetti collaterali </h2>
*Squaraus.
<div data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-line-start="true" data-rte-style="text-align: center; text-decoration: blink; color: #ff0000; font-size: 100%;" style="text-align: center; text-decoration: blink; color: #ff0000; font-size: 100%;" data-rte-attribs=" style=text-align: center; text-decoration: blink; color: #ff0000; font-size: 100%;" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><b>ATTENZIONE</b></div>
*[[Succhi anali di Padre Pio]].
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*[[Acqua Freddalda]]
<center data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-line-start="true">Un uso smodato di Tavernello può causare crisi esistenziali, diarrea, vomito anale, epilessia, attacchi psicoconvulsivi, aerofagia, atrofia fallica, turgore penieno, allucinazioni a sfondo pedopornografico, sfogo di Sant'Antonio, edentulia (perdita dei denti), <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22morte%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22morte%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bmorte%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Morte" title="Morte">morte</a> apparente, odio multietnico, allestimento di messe nere, blefarospasmi, visione di creature misteriose, visioni in cui Padre Pio vi insegna a cinguettare, ritiro della patente.</center>
*[[Qualcosa]] di non meglio precisato.
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*Campioni di [[sangue]] e [[urina]] depredati da ospedali e cliniche.
<h2 data-rte-spaces-before="1" data-rte-spaces-after="1"> Ingredienti </h2>

<p data-rte-fromparser="true">A causa dei lievi effetti collaterali sopraindicati, alcuni studiosi hanno deciso di analizzare il vino scoprendo quali ingredienti sono utilizzati per produrre questo fenomenale antagonista del <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Viagra%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Viagra%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BViagra%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Viagra" title="Viagra">Viagra</a>:
== Curiosità ==
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{{curiosità}}
<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li>Uva 0,000005%<span data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22ext%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%3Cref%3EUnica%20percentuale%20certa%20disponibile.%3C%5C%2Fref%3E%22%2C%22lineStart%22%3A%22%22%2C%22placeholder%22%3A1%2C%22extName%22%3A%22ref%22%7D" class="placeholder placeholder-ext" contenteditable="false"><sup data-rte-washtml="1" id="cite_ref-0" class="reference" data-rte-attribs=" id=cite_ref-0 class=reference"><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22%3Cspan%20data-rte-instance%3D%5C%22766-21430053425b64438ea89f0%5C%22%20data-rte-meta%3D%5C%22%257B%2522type%2522%253A%2522ext%2522%252C%2522wikitext%2522%253A%2522%253Cnowiki%253E%255B%253C%255C%252Fnowiki%253E%2522%252C%2522lineStart%2522%253A%2522%2522%252C%2522placeholder%2522%253A1%252C%2522extName%2522%253A%2522nowiki%2522%257D%5C%22%20class%3D%5C%22placeholder%20placeholder-ext%5C%22%20contenteditable%3D%5C%22false%5C%22%3E%7F%27%5C%22%60UNIQ5c53de6663fbd81d-nowiki-00000002-QINU%60%5C%22%27%7F%26%23x0200B%3B%3C%5C%2Fspan%3E1%3Cspan%20data-rte-instance%3D%5C%22766-21430053425b64438ea89f0%5C%22%20data-rte-meta%3D%5C%22%257B%2522type%2522%253A%2522ext%2522%252C%2522wikitext%2522%253A%2522%253Cnowiki%253E%255D%253C%255C%252Fnowiki%253E%2522%252C%2522lineStart%2522%253A%2522%2522%252C%2522placeholder%2522%253A1%252C%2522extName%2522%253A%2522nowiki%2522%257D%5C%22%20class%3D%5C%22placeholder%20placeholder-ext%5C%22%20contenteditable%3D%5C%22false%5C%22%3E%7F%27%5C%22%60UNIQ5c53de6663fbd81d-nowiki-00000003-QINU%60%5C%22%27%7F%26%23x0200B%3B%3C%5C%2Fspan%3E%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22%23cite_note-0%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B%23cite_note-0%7C%3Cext%20_rte_wikitextidx%3D%5C%2290%5C%22%3E%3Cname%3Enowiki%3C%5C%2Fname%3E%3Cattr%3E%3C%5C%2Fattr%3E%3Cinner%3E%5B%3C%5C%2Finner%3E%3Cclose%3E%3C%5C%2Fnowiki%3E%3C%5C%2Fclose%3E%3C%5C%2Fext%3E1%3Cext%20_rte_wikitextidx%3D%5C%2291%5C%22%3E%3Cname%3Enowiki%3C%5C%2Fname%3E%3Cattr%3E%3C%5C%2Fattr%3E%3Cinner%3E%5D%3C%5C%2Finner%3E%3Cclose%3E%3C%5C%2Fnowiki%3E%3C%5C%2Fclose%3E%3C%5C%2Fext%3E%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="#cite_note-0"><span data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22ext%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%3Cnowiki%3E%5B%3C%5C%2Fnowiki%3E%22%2C%22lineStart%22%3A%22%22%2C%22placeholder%22%3A1%2C%22extName%22%3A%22nowiki%22%7D" class="placeholder placeholder-ext" contenteditable="false">[&#x200b;</span>1<span data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22ext%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%3Cnowiki%3E%5D%3C%5C%2Fnowiki%3E%22%2C%22lineStart%22%3A%22%22%2C%22placeholder%22%3A1%2C%22extName%22%3A%22nowiki%22%7D" class="placeholder placeholder-ext" contenteditable="false">]&#x200b;</span></a></sup>&#x200b;</span>
*Un italiano su 4 beve Tavernello mentre gli altri 3 lo deridono in pubblico sorseggiando vino D.O.C.
</li><li>Biossina.
*In America è solito vedere [[barboni]] bere da una bottiglia di whisky dentro un sacchetto di carta; i barboni italiani bevono Tavernello.
</li><li>Polveri sottili.
*In Inghilterra il tavernello venne utilizzato per provocare amnesia irreversibile indotta ai politici che erano stati favorevoli all'ingresso della moneta inglese nel serpente monetario europeo a metà degli anni 90.
</li><li><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Benzoato%20di%20potassio%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Benzoato%20di%20potassio%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BBenzoato%20di%20potassio%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Benzoato_di_potassio" title="Benzoato di potassio">Benzoato di potassio</a>.
*Il tavernello venne utilizzato dalla Chiesa contro Galileo per fargli ritrattare le tesi secondo cui i chierici erano soliti ubriacare gli agnelli durante il periodo pasquale per non farli partecipare della passione di Cristo loro Messia. Ironia della sorte, gli agnelli si rifiutarono di farsi somministrare il vino chiedendo di poter essere accolti durante il periodo della quaresima nelle officine FIAT.
</li><li>Squaraus.
*Un uomo ricco e potente beve champagne e fa sesso con molte donne; a [[gente come te]] tocca [[Masturbazione|arrangiarsi]] e bere Tavernello.
</li><li><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Succhi%20anali%20di%20Padre%20Pio%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Succhi%20anali%20di%20Padre%20Pio%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BSucchi%20anali%20di%20Padre%20Pio%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Succhi_anali_di_Padre_Pio" title="Succhi anali di Padre Pio">Succhi anali di Padre Pio</a>.
*Pamela Anderson va in chiesa solo quando sa che l'ostia della celebrazione eucaristica sia imbevuta di Tavernello, quindi mai dal momento che il vino è stato bandito dalle associazioni liturgiche anglo-americane.
</li><li><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Acqua%20Freddalda%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Acqua%20Freddalda%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BAcqua%20Freddalda%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Acqua_Freddalda" title="Acqua Freddalda">Acqua Freddalda</a>
*Madonna ha battezzato privatamente la propria prima figlia con un bicchiere di Tavernello risparmiandosi così il rituale classico del battesimo.
</li><li><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Qualcosa%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Qualcosa%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BQualcosa%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Qualcosa" title="Qualcosa">Qualcosa</a> di non meglio precisato.
*Durante la realizzazione dello spot per il vino Ronco il regista ha fatto confusione utilizzando inavvertitamente una confezione di tavernello, segno che il vino aveva dato alla testa ai creatori dello spot.
</li><li>Campioni di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22sangue%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22sangue%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bsangue%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Sangue" title="Sangue">sangue</a> e <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22urina%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22urina%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Burina%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Urina" title="Urina">urina</a> depredati da ospedali e cliniche.
*Il Tavernello è il vinello ufficiale delle manifestazioni studentesche.
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*Un suggerimento per tutti: seguite il glorioso esempio di Charlton Heston nel memorabile film "Soylent Green", se vedete gente ignara comprare Tavernello o qualche altro vino in confezione brik. "It's people!": stavolta non carne umana ridotta a tavolette di cibo ma sangue per la versione rossa e urina per quella bianca! E un mix per il rosé...
<h2 data-rte-spaces-before="1" data-rte-spaces-after="1" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"> Curiosità </h2>

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== Note ==
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== Voci correlate ==
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*[[Alcool]]
</td><td><b>L'<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22abuso%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Overdose%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Overdose" title="Overdose">abuso</a> della sezione «<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Curiosit%5Cu00e0%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Curiosit%5Cu00e0%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Curiosit%C3%A0" title="Curiosità">Curiosità</a>» è consigliato dalle <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22linee%20guida%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Nonciclopedia%3ALinee%20guida%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Nonciclopedia:Linee_guida" title="Nonciclopedia:Linee guida">linee guida</a> di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Nonciclopedia%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Nonciclopedia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Nonciclopedia" title="Nonciclopedia" class="mw-redirect">Nonciclopedia</a>.</b>
*[[Vino]]
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*[[Fegato]]
<p data-rte-fromparser="true">Però è meglio se certe curiosità te le tieni pe' ttìa... o forse vuoi veder crescere le margherite dalla parte delle radici?
*[[Cirrosi epatica]]
</p>
*[[Alcolisti anonimi]]
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<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li>Un italiano su 4 beve Tavernello mentre gli altri 3 lo deridono in pubblico sorseggiando vino D.O.C.
{{Alcolici}}
</li><li>In America è solito vedere <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22barboni%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22barboni%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bbarboni%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Barboni" title="Barboni" class="mw-redirect">barboni</a> bere da una bottiglia di whisky dentro un sacchetto di carta; i barboni italiani bevono Tavernello.
[[Categoria:Bevande]]
</li><li>In Inghilterra il tavernello venne utilizzato per provocare amnesia irreversibile indotta ai politici che erano stati favorevoli all'ingresso della moneta inglese nel serpente monetario europeo a metà degli anni 90.
[[Categoria:Metodi di tortura]]
</li><li>Il tavernello venne utilizzato dalla Chiesa contro Galileo per fargli ritrattare le tesi secondo cui i chierici erano soliti ubriacare gli agnelli durante il periodo pasquale per non farli partecipare della passione di Cristo loro Messia. Ironia della sorte, gli agnelli si rifiutarono di farsi somministrare il vino chiedendo di poter essere accolti durante il periodo della quaresima nelle officine FIAT.
[[Categoria:Eroi nazionali]]
</li><li>Un uomo ricco e potente beve champagne e fa sesso con molte donne; a <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22gente%20come%20te%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22gente%20come%20te%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bgente%20come%20te%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Gente_come_te" title="Gente come te">gente come te</a> tocca <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22arrangiarsi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Masturbazione%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMasturbazione%7Carrangiarsi%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Masturbazione" title="Masturbazione">arrangiarsi</a> e bere Tavernello.
</li><li>Pamela Anderson va in chiesa solo quando sa che l'ostia della celebrazione eucaristica sia imbevuta di Tavernello, quindi mai dal momento che il vino è stato bandito dalle associazioni liturgiche anglo-americane.
</li><li>Madonna ha battezzato privatamente la propria prima figlia con un bicchiere di Tavernello risparmiandosi così il rituale classico del battesimo.
</li><li>Durante la realizzazione dello spot per il vino Ronco il regista ha fatto confusione utilizzando inavvertitamente una confezione di tavernello, segno che il vino aveva dato alla testa ai creatori dello spot.
</li><li>Il Tavernello è il vinello ufficiale delle manifestazioni studentesche.
</li><li>Un suggerimento per tutti: seguite il glorioso esempio di Charlton Heston nel memorabile film "Soylent Green", se vedete gente ignara comprare Tavernello o qualche altro vino in confezione brik. "It's people!": stavolta non carne umana ridotta a tavolette di cibo ma sangue per la versione rossa e urina per quella bianca! E un mix per il rosé...
</li><li>Un degno concorrente del Tavernello è il Gotto d'Oro, un liquame probabilmente ricavato dal percolato delle discariche della <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22citt%5Cu00e0%20pi%5Cu00f9%20bella%20d%27Italia%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Napoli%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BNapoli%7Ccitt%5Cu00e0%20pi%5Cu00f9%20bella%20d%27Italia%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Napoli" title="Napoli">città più bella d'Italia</a>.
</li><li>Altro concorrente è la Birra Messina, un liquido capace di fare ubriacare anche il più bestiale dei muratori con una sola bottiglia. Tale liquido è la bevanda preferita dai <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22bravi%20guaglioni%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22stalker%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bstalker%7Cbravi%20guaglioni%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Stalker" title="Stalker">bravi guaglioni</a> della <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Zona%20radioattiva%20di%20S.T.A.L.K.E.R%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22campania%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bcampania%7CZona%20radioattiva%20di%20S.T.A.L.K.E.R%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Campania" title="Campania">Zona radioattiva di S.T.A.L.K.E.R</a>
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<h2 data-rte-spaces-before="1" data-rte-spaces-after="1"> Voci correlate </h2>
<ul><li><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Alcool%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Alcool%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BAlcool%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Alcool" title="Alcool" class="mw-redirect">Alcool</a>
</li><li><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Vino%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Vino%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BVino%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Vino" title="Vino">Vino</a>
</li><li><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Fegato%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Fegato%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFegato%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Fegato" title="Fegato">Fegato</a>
</li><li><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Cirrosi%20epatica%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Cirrosi%20epatica%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BCirrosi%20epatica%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Cirrosi_epatica?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="Cirrosi epatica (la pagina non esiste)">Cirrosi epatica</a>
</li><li><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Alcolisti%20anonimi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Alcolisti%20anonimi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BAlcolisti%20anonimi%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Alcolisti_anonimi" title="Alcolisti anonimi" class="mw-redirect">Alcolisti anonimi</a>
</li></ul>
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<td data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-line-start="true" data-rte-style="margin:0.5em; background-color:#FFFFF0; border: 2px solid black; border-radius:0.5em; padding:0.5em;" style="margin:0.5em; background-color:#FFFFF0; border: 2px solid black; border-radius:0.5em; padding:0.5em;" data-rte-attribs=" style=margin:0.5em; background-color:#FFFFF0; border: 2px solid black; border-radius:0.5em; padding:0.5em;"><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Aperol%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Aperol%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Aperol?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="Aperol (la pagina non esiste)">Aperol</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Caipirinha%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Caipirinha%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Caipirinha?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="Caipirinha (la pagina non esiste)">Caipirinha</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Caipiroska%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Caipiroska%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Caipiroska?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="Caipiroska (la pagina non esiste)">Caipiroska</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Campari%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Campari%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Campari" title="Campari">Campari</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Mojito%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Mojito%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Mojito" title="Mojito">Mojito</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Negroni%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Negroni%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Negroni" title="Negroni">Negroni</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22San%20Gria%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22San%20Gria%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/San_Gria" title="San Gria">San Gria</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Spritz%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Spritz%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Spritz" title="Spritz">Spritz</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Taiquipirinha%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Taiquipirinha%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Taiquipirinha" title="Taiquipirinha">Taiquipirinha</a></td>
</tr><tr data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><td data-rte-washtml="1" class="BG_bianco_corto_65" data-rte-style="margin:0.5em; width:25%; background-color:#FF7F50; border:2px solid black; color:#000000 ; text-align:center; font-size:110%; border-radius: 0.5em;" style="margin:0.5em; width:25%; background-color:#FF7F50; border:2px solid black; color:#000000 ; text-align:center; font-size:110%; border-radius: 0.5em;" data-rte-attribs=" class=BG_bianco_corto_65 style=margin:0.5em; width:25%; background-color:#FF7F50; border:2px solid black; color:#000000 ; text-align:center; font-size:110%; border-radius: 0.5em; "><b>Cereali fermentati</b></td>
<td data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-line-start="true" data-rte-style="margin:0.5em; background-color:#FFFFF0; border: 2px solid black; border-radius:0.5em; padding:0.5em;" style="margin:0.5em; background-color:#FFFFF0; border: 2px solid black; border-radius:0.5em; padding:0.5em;" data-rte-attribs=" style=margin:0.5em; background-color:#FFFFF0; border: 2px solid black; border-radius:0.5em; padding:0.5em;"><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Beck%27s%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Beck%27s%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Beck%27s?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="Beck's (la pagina non esiste)">Beck's</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Birra%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Birra%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Birra" title="Birra">Birra</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Birra%20Ichnusa%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Birra%20Ichnusa%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Birra_Ichnusa" title="Birra Ichnusa">Birra Ichnusa</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Brauburger%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Brauburger%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Brauburger" title="Brauburger">Brauburger</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Ceres%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Ceres%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Ceres?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="Ceres (la pagina non esiste)">Ceres</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Corona%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Corona%20%28birra%29%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Corona_(birra)?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="Corona (birra) (la pagina non esiste)">Corona</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Guinness%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Guinness%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Guinness" title="Guinness">Guinness</a></td>
</tr><tr data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><td data-rte-washtml="1" class="BG_bianco_corto_65" data-rte-style="margin:0.5em; width:25%; background-color:#FF7F50; border:2px solid black; color:#000000 ; text-align:center; font-size:110%; border-radius: 0.5em;" style="margin:0.5em; width:25%; background-color:#FF7F50; border:2px solid black; color:#000000 ; text-align:center; font-size:110%; border-radius: 0.5em;" data-rte-attribs=" class=BG_bianco_corto_65 style=margin:0.5em; width:25%; background-color:#FF7F50; border:2px solid black; color:#000000 ; text-align:center; font-size:110%; border-radius: 0.5em; "><b>Specialità della cantina</b></td>
<td data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-line-start="true" data-rte-style="margin:0.5em; background-color:#FFFFF0; border: 2px solid black; border-radius:0.5em; padding:0.5em;" style="margin:0.5em; background-color:#FFFFF0; border: 2px solid black; border-radius:0.5em; padding:0.5em;" data-rte-attribs=" style=margin:0.5em; background-color:#FFFFF0; border: 2px solid black; border-radius:0.5em; padding:0.5em;"><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Amarone%20della%20Valpolicella%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Amarone%20della%20Valpolicella%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Amarone_della_Valpolicella?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="Amarone della Valpolicella (la pagina non esiste)">Amarone della Valpolicella</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Brunello%20di%20Montalcino%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Brunello%20di%20Montalcino%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Brunello_di_Montalcino?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="Brunello di Montalcino (la pagina non esiste)">Brunello di Montalcino</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Cannonau%20di%20Sardegna%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Cannonau%20di%20Sardegna%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Cannonau_di_Sardegna?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="Cannonau di Sardegna (la pagina non esiste)">Cannonau di Sardegna</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Champagne%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Champagne%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Champagne" title="Champagne">Champagne</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Malvasia%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Malvasia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Malvasia?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="Malvasia (la pagina non esiste)">Malvasia</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Moschea%20%28vino%29%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Moschea%20%28vino%29%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Moschea_(vino)" title="Moschea (vino)">Moschea (vino)</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Nepente%20di%20Oliena%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Nepente%20di%20Oliena%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Nepente_di_Oliena" title="Nepente di Oliena" class="mw-redirect">Nepente di Oliena</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Prosecco%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Prosecco%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Prosecco?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="Prosecco (la pagina non esiste)">Prosecco</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Tavernello%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Tavernello%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Tavernello" title="Tavernello">Tavernello</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Vermentino%20di%20Gallura%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Vermentino%20di%20Gallura%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Vermentino_di_Gallura?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="Vermentino di Gallura (la pagina non esiste)">Vermentino di Gallura</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Vino%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Vino%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Vino" title="Vino">Vino</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Vino%20al%20metanolo%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Scandalo%20del%20vino%20al%20metanolo%20in%20Italia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Scandalo_del_vino_al_metanolo_in_Italia" title="Scandalo del vino al metanolo in Italia">Vino al metanolo</a></td>
</tr><tr data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><td data-rte-washtml="1" class="BG_bianco_corto_65" data-rte-style="margin:0.5em; width:25%; background-color:#FF7F50; border:2px solid black; color:#000000 ; text-align:center; font-size:110%; border-radius: 0.5em;" style="margin:0.5em; width:25%; background-color:#FF7F50; border:2px solid black; color:#000000 ; text-align:center; font-size:110%; border-radius: 0.5em;" data-rte-attribs=" class=BG_bianco_corto_65 style=margin:0.5em; width:25%; background-color:#FF7F50; border:2px solid black; color:#000000 ; text-align:center; font-size:110%; border-radius: 0.5em; "><b>Roba da ciucca rapida</b></td>
<td data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-line-start="true" data-rte-style="margin:0.5em; background-color:#FFFFF0; border: 2px solid black; border-radius:0.5em; padding:0.5em;" style="margin:0.5em; background-color:#FFFFF0; border: 2px solid black; border-radius:0.5em; padding:0.5em;" data-rte-attribs=" style=margin:0.5em; background-color:#FFFFF0; border: 2px solid black; border-radius:0.5em; padding:0.5em;"><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Alcol%20etilico%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Alcol%20etilico%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Alcol_etilico" title="Alcol etilico">Alcol etilico</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Amaro%20Carocchio%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Amaro%20Carocchio%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Amaro_Carocchio" title="Amaro Carocchio">Amaro Carocchio</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Amaro%20Montenegro%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Amaro%20Montenegro%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Amaro_Montenegro" title="Amaro Montenegro">Amaro Montenegro</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Assenzio%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Assenzio%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Assenzio" title="Assenzio">Assenzio</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Bombardino%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Bombardino%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Bombardino" title="Bombardino">Bombardino</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Caff%5Cu00e8%20Borghetti%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Caff%5Cu00e8%20Borghetti%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Caff%C3%A8_Borghetti" title="Caffè Borghetti">Caffè Borghetti</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Cordiale%20di%20Sicilia%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Cordiale%20di%20Sicilia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Cordiale_di_Sicilia" title="Cordiale di Sicilia">Cordiale di Sicilia</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Dry%20gin%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Dry%20gin%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Dry_gin" title="Dry gin">Dry gin</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Fernet%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Fernet%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Fernet" title="Fernet">Fernet</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Filu%20%27e%20ferru%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Filu%20%27e%20ferru%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Filu_%27e_ferru?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="Filu 'e ferru (la pagina non esiste)">Filu 'e ferru</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Grappa%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Grappa%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Grappa" title="Grappa">Grappa</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22J%5Cu00e4germeister%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22J%5Cu00e4germeister%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/J%C3%A4germeister" title="Jägermeister">Jägermeister</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Limoncello%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Limoncello%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Limoncello?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="Limoncello (la pagina non esiste)">Limoncello</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Mirto%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Mirto%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Mirto?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="Mirto (la pagina non esiste)">Mirto</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Nocino%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Nocino%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Nocino" title="Nocino">Nocino</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Petrus%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Petrus%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Petrus?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="Petrus (la pagina non esiste)">Petrus</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Poitin%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Poitin%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Poitin" title="Poitin" class="mw-redirect">Poitin</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Tequila%20bum%20bum%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Tequila%20bum%20bum%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Tequila_bum_bum" title="Tequila bum bum">Tequila bum bum</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Umbriaghera%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Umbriaghera%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Umbriaghera" title="Umbriaghera">Umbriaghera</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Unicum%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Unicum%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Unicum" title="Unicum">Unicum</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Vodka%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Vodka%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Vodka" title="Vodka">Vodka</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Whisky%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Whisky%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Whisky?action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="Whisky (la pagina non esiste)">Whisky</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Stroh%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Stroh%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Stroh" title="Stroh">Stroh</a></td></tr>
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Questo è un articolo <a href="/wiki/Alcool" title="Alcool" class="mw-redirect">alcoolico</a>, approvato da <a href="/wiki/George_Best" title="George Best">George Best</a>.
La lettura prolungata può provocare <a href="/wiki/Ebbrezza" title="Ebbrezza">ubriachezza molesta</a>, <a href="/wiki/Vomito" title="Vomito">vomito</a>, <a href="/wiki/Cirrosi_epatica?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Cirrosi epatica (la pagina non esiste)">cirrosi epatica</a> e alta probabilità di <a href="/wiki/Figura_di_merda" title="Figura di merda" class="mw-redirect">figure di merda</a>.
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<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22NonCitazioni%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22NonCitazioni%3APagina%20principale%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/NonCitazioni:Pagina_principale" title="NonCitazioni:Pagina principale">NonCitazioni</a> contiene <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22deliri%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22delirio%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Delirio" title="Delirio">deliri</a> e <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22idiozie%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22cazzata%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Cazzata" title="Cazzata">idiozie</a> (forse) detti da o su <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Tavernello%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22NonCitazioni%3ATavernello%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/NonCitazioni:Tavernello" title="NonCitazioni:Tavernello">Tavernello</a>.
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<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Balcool%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso1.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso1%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4a/Quote_rosso1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20080722214032" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso1.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso1.png" type="image" /> Il Tavernello dell' '89 non è invecchiato, è scaduto! <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Balcool%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso2.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso2%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/40/Quote_rosso2.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20171025152216" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso2.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso2.png" type="image" />
~ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Uno%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Uno%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BUno%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Uno" title="Uno">Uno</a> sul Tavernello
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<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Balcool%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso1.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso1%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/4a/Quote_rosso1.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20080722214032" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso1.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso1.png" type="image" /> Colore rubino, retrogusto intenso di bacche mature: davvero eccellente questo Château Lafite del 1981 <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Balcool%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Quote_rosso2.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Quote%20rosso2%22%2C%22no-link%22%3Atrue%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A12%2C%22height%22%3A24%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/4/40/Quote_rosso2.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/12?cb=20171025152216" width="12" height="18" class="image" data-image-name="Quote rosso2.png" data-image-key="Quote_rosso2.png" type="image" />
~ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22George%20W.%20Bush%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22George%20W.%20Bush%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BGeorge%20W.%20Bush%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/George_W._Bush" title="George W. Bush">George W. Bush</a> sorseggiando il Tavernello
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~ <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Qualcuno%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Qualcuno%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BQualcuno%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Qualcuno" title="Qualcuno">Qualcuno</a>
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 Il Tavernello è un fluido alimentare al sapore di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22vino%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22vino%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bvino%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Vino" title="Vino">vino</a> composto dal 98% da acqua sporca e il rimanente 0,004 % da prezioso <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Chianti%20Classico%20di%20ottima%20annata%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Sperma%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BSperma%7CChianti%20Classico%20di%20ottima%20annata%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Sperma" title="Sperma">Chianti Classico di ottima annata</a> .
 È <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22pregiato%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22AHAHAH%21%21%21%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BAHAHAH%21%21%21%7Cpregiato%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/AHAHAH!!!" title="AHAHAH!!!">pregiato</a>, molto ricercato, contenente polveri d'uva non dissolte nell'acqua, si accompagna con piatti a base di salumi del discount, crackers, sempre del discount, e patatine, anche quelle, rigorosamente, del discount. Potete innaffiarci il risotto e sicuramente officiarci una Messa. Nera. Esiste nelle colorazioni: rosso, bianco, benzina verde e celeste-rosa-pallido. È il punto più basso dell'alcolismo.

Un bicchierino di ​rosso​ storia

Il Tavernello nasce da un'idea di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Federico%20Fazzuoli%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Federico%20Fazzuoli%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFederico%20Fazzuoli%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Federico_Fazzuoli?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Federico Fazzuoli (la pagina non esiste)">Federico Fazzuoli</a> fratello di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Roberto%20da%20Crema%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Roberto%20da%20Crema%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BRoberto%20da%20Crema%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Roberto_da_Crema" title="Roberto da Crema" class="mw-redirect">Roberto da Crema</a>: produrre vino confezionato nel cartone abbassando così i costi di produzione e, naturalmente, tentare di abbassare l'età media di consumo di vino. Nasce così negli anni '80 quello che verrà commercializzato come il vino che fa una pippa anche al Brunello di Montalcino, riuscendo ad avere una produzione quasi tripla rispetto a quest'ultimo; purtroppo rimane quasi tutto invenduto negli scaffali più bassi dei supermercati. <img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3AFederico_Fazzuoli.jpg%7Cleft%7Cthumb%7C300px%7CGuardate%20come%20Fazzuoli%20se%20la%20ride%20sapendo%20che%20state%20bevendo%20una%20fregatura%21%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Federico_Fazzuoli.jpg%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Federico%20Fazzuoli%22%2C%22thumbnail%22%3Atrue%2C%22align%22%3A%22left%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22Guardate%20come%20Fazzuoli%20se%20la%20ride%20sapendo%20che%20state%20bevendo%20una%20fregatura%21%22%2C%22width%22%3A300%2C%22captionParsed%22%3A%22Guardate%20come%20Fazzuoli%20se%20la%20ride%20sapendo%20che%20state%20bevendo%20una%20fregatura%21%22%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/f/f7/Federico_Fazzuoli.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/300?cb=20090102135343" width="300" height="200" class="image thumb alignLeft withCaption" data-image-name="Federico Fazzuoli.jpg" data-image-key="Federico_Fazzuoli.jpg" type="image" /> Comincia così la titanica campagna pubblicitaria e informativa volta a ​ipnotizzare​ informare il consumatore riguardo la bontà e la genuinità di un prodotto italiano che farebbe invidia anche al più alcolizzato dei francesi privo di papille gustative. Tra le tante possiamo citare:

  • Il successo di Tavernello invita a riflettere: il segreto del suo successo non lo conosceremo mai, mai. Meglio così.
  • Vino sincero per tutti i giorni: qui possiamo capire come il nostro amico Tavernello non ci abbandonerà mai. Questa <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22pubblicit%5Cu00e0%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22pubblicit%5Cu00e0%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bpubblicit%5Cu00e0%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Pubblicit%C3%A0" title="Pubblicità">pubblicità</a> ha fatto breccia nei cuori di quelle persone che hanno avuto una <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22vita%20difficile%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22sfiga%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bsfiga%7Cvita%20difficile%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Sfiga" title="Sfiga" class="mw-redirect">vita difficile</a>, diventando il loro migliore amico ma il peggior nemico dei loro fegati.
  • Non a caso è il vino più bevuto d'Italia: pubblicità giudicata come ingannevole secondo il consorzio difesa dei consumatori: perché mai gli italiani comprano così tanto Tavernello?
    La risposta arriva dalle statistiche Istat: non viene comprato per le intrinseche ​qualità vinicole[<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22%3Ci%3Ecitazione%20necessaria%3C%5C%2Fi%3E%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22citazione%20necessaria%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Citazione_necessaria" title="Citazione necessaria" class="mw-redirect">citazione necessaria</a>]​ bensì per la sua potente azione contro le vernici e smalti.

Partner commerciali

Il Tavernello ha anche iniziato una collaborazione con il Vernel creando così il TaVernel che se versato sui capi li macchia ma li rende soffici e se bevuto rinfresca e rende soffice anche la gola. La scelta del testimonial di questo meraviglioso incontro tra due aziende che non hanno una emerita cippa in comune cadde su <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Claudio%20Taffarel%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Claudio%20Taffarel%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BClaudio%20Taffarel%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Claudio_Taffarel?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Claudio Taffarel (la pagina non esiste)">Claudio Taffarel</a>, ex portiere del <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Brasile%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Brasile%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BBrasile%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Brasile" title="Brasile">Brasile</a>, il quale afferma: anche Taffarel beve TaVernel! Notizie più recenti affermano che la <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22T.A.V.%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Treno%20Alta%20Velocit%5Cu00e0%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BTreno%20Alta%20Velocit%5Cu00e0%7CT.A.V.%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Treno_Alta_Velocit%C3%A0" title="Treno Alta Velocità">T.A.V.</a> sia la produttrice del TaVernel perché secondo alcune testimonianze viene sia utilizzato per rinfrescare i palati dei passeggeri, sia per pulire i sedili lasciando una morbidezza tale da far invidia anche a <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Coccolino%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Coccolino%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BCoccolino%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Coccolino" title="Coccolino">Coccolino</a>, il quale dopo aver sentito la notizia si è dato all'alcol.
Bevendo Tavernello ovviamente.

Leggende chilometropolitane

Girano alcune storie che riguardano Tavernello ma secondo <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22alcuni%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Qualcuno%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BQualcuno%7Calcuni%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Qualcuno" title="Qualcuno">alcuni</a> sono da considerarsi veritiere mentre secondo <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22altri%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Qualcun%27altro%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BQualcun%27altro%7Caltri%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Qualcun%27altro" title="Qualcun'altro" class="mw-redirect">altri</a>, antagonisti degli alcuni, sono come il <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22fieno%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22fieno%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bfieno%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Fieno?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Fieno (la pagina non esiste)">fieno</a>: tutte balle. Vere o no alcune di queste leggende sono riportate qui sotto:

La vera storia di Gesù

Anche se non sta scritto in nessuno dei <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22vangeli%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22vangeli%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bvangeli%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Vangeli" title="Vangeli">vangeli</a>, l'ultima cena di Gesù è stata allestita con fiumi di Tavernello; la sua famosa frase prendete e bevetene tutti sta a indicare o l'alta generosità del figlio di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Dio%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Dio%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BDio%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Dio" title="Dio">Dio</a> o la qualità del vino talmente scarsa da rendere saturo e disgustato Gesù dopo solo mezzo bicchiere.
 Le probabilità che sia quest'ultima la più veritiera aumentano se prendiamo in considerazione il fatto che quando Gesù in croce disse ai <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22romani%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Impero%20romano%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BImpero%20romano%7Cromani%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Impero_romano" title="Impero romano" class="mw-redirect">romani</a> ho sete loro gli offrirono un secchio di Tavernello.

Il colore degli antichi

<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFile%3ATavernello_pubblicit%5Cu00e0.jpg%7Cright%7Cthumb%7C300px%7CPubblicit%5Cu00e0%20del%20Tavernello.%20Tra%20gli%20ingredienti%20utilizzati%20spiccano%20i%20pomodorini%20ciliegia%20%28per%20la%20colorazione%29%2C%20basilico%2C%20olive%20e%20ghiaccio%20secco.%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Tavernello_pubblicit%5Cu00e0.jpg%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Tavernello%20pubblicit%5Cu00e0%22%2C%22thumbnail%22%3Atrue%2C%22align%22%3A%22right%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22Pubblicit%5Cu00e0%20del%20Tavernello.%20Tra%20gli%20ingredienti%20utilizzati%20spiccano%20i%20pomodorini%20ciliegia%20%28per%20la%20colorazione%29%2C%20basilico%2C%20olive%20e%20ghiaccio%20secco.%22%2C%22width%22%3A300%2C%22captionParsed%22%3A%22Pubblicit%5Cu00e0%20del%20Tavernello.%20Tra%20gli%20ingredienti%20utilizzati%20spiccano%20i%20pomodorini%20ciliegia%20%28per%20la%20colorazione%29%2C%20basilico%2C%20olive%20e%20ghiaccio%20secco.%22%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/a/a7/Tavernello_pubblicit%C3%A0.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/300?cb=20090102142616" width="300" height="420" class="image thumb alignRight withCaption" data-image-name="Tavernello pubblicità.jpg" data-image-key="Tavernello_pubblicit%C3%A0.jpg" type="image" /> I <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22fenici%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22fenici%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bfenici%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Fenici" title="Fenici">fenici</a>, grazie al loro ingegno, riuscirono a ricavare il colore porpora da una specie di molluschi.
 Purtroppo, a causa della penuria di animaletti, non riuscirono a soddisfare le esigenze degli acquirenti. Un giorno, mentre sorseggiavano il vino in questione, rimasero colpiti dal colore porpora che questo lasciava sulla superficie della lingua; da quel momento utilizzarono il Tavernello come colorante per i vestiti e tessuti (e per tessuti intendo anche la pelle, dato che lasciava quel colore porpora sulla lingua).

Effetti speciali cinematografici

È quasi inutile sottolineare come il Tavernello rosso venga usato regolarmente nei film horror/splatter come fiumi di sangue che sprizzano per ogni dove da zombie, vampiri e altri mostri. Si dice che il grandissimo regista <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Stanley%20Kubrick%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Stanley%20Kubrick%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BStanley%20Kubrick%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Stanley_Kubrick" title="Stanley Kubrick" class="mw-redirect">Stanley Kubrick</a>, dirigendo il film <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Shining%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Shining%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BShining%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Shining" title="Shining">Shining</a>, insoddisfatto del sangue che dovrebbe uscire a fiumi da un ascensore, abbia usato alla fine barili di Tavernello rosso.

Effetti collaterali

ATTENZIONE


 

Un uso smodato di Tavernello può causare crisi esistenziali, diarrea, vomito anale, epilessia, attacchi psicoconvulsivi, aerofagia, atrofia fallica, turgore penieno, allucinazioni a sfondo pedopornografico, sfogo di Sant'Antonio, edentulia (perdita dei denti), <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22morte%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22morte%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bmorte%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Morte" title="Morte">morte</a> apparente, odio multietnico, allestimento di messe nere, blefarospasmi, visione di creature misteriose, visioni in cui Padre Pio vi insegna a cinguettare, ritiro della patente.


 

Ingredienti

A causa dei lievi effetti collaterali sopraindicati, alcuni studiosi hanno deciso di analizzare il vino scoprendo quali ingredienti sono utilizzati per produrre questo fenomenale antagonista del <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Viagra%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Viagra%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BViagra%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Viagra" title="Viagra">Viagra</a>:

  • Uva 0,000005%<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22%3Cspan%20data-rte-instance%3D%5C%22766-21430053425b64438ea89f0%5C%22%20data-rte-meta%3D%5C%22%257B%2522type%2522%253A%2522ext%2522%252C%2522wikitext%2522%253A%2522%253Cnowiki%253E%255B%253C%255C%252Fnowiki%253E%2522%252C%2522lineStart%2522%253A%2522%2522%252C%2522placeholder%2522%253A1%252C%2522extName%2522%253A%2522nowiki%2522%257D%5C%22%20class%3D%5C%22placeholder%20placeholder-ext%5C%22%20contenteditable%3D%5C%22false%5C%22%3E%7F%27%5C%22%60UNIQ5c53de6663fbd81d-nowiki-00000002-QINU%60%5C%22%27%7F%26%23x0200B%3B%3C%5C%2Fspan%3E1%3Cspan%20data-rte-instance%3D%5C%22766-21430053425b64438ea89f0%5C%22%20data-rte-meta%3D%5C%22%257B%2522type%2522%253A%2522ext%2522%252C%2522wikitext%2522%253A%2522%253Cnowiki%253E%255D%253C%255C%252Fnowiki%253E%2522%252C%2522lineStart%2522%253A%2522%2522%252C%2522placeholder%2522%253A1%252C%2522extName%2522%253A%2522nowiki%2522%257D%5C%22%20class%3D%5C%22placeholder%20placeholder-ext%5C%22%20contenteditable%3D%5C%22false%5C%22%3E%7F%27%5C%22%60UNIQ5c53de6663fbd81d-nowiki-00000003-QINU%60%5C%22%27%7F%26%23x0200B%3B%3C%5C%2Fspan%3E%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22%23cite_note-0%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B%23cite_note-0%7C%3Cext%20_rte_wikitextidx%3D%5C%2290%5C%22%3E%3Cname%3Enowiki%3C%5C%2Fname%3E%3Cattr%3E%3C%5C%2Fattr%3E%3Cinner%3E%5B%3C%5C%2Finner%3E%3Cclose%3E%3C%5C%2Fnowiki%3E%3C%5C%2Fclose%3E%3C%5C%2Fext%3E1%3Cext%20_rte_wikitextidx%3D%5C%2291%5C%22%3E%3Cname%3Enowiki%3C%5C%2Fname%3E%3Cattr%3E%3C%5C%2Fattr%3E%3Cinner%3E%5D%3C%5C%2Finner%3E%3Cclose%3E%3C%5C%2Fnowiki%3E%3C%5C%2Fclose%3E%3C%5C%2Fext%3E%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="#cite_note-0">[​1]​</a>​
  • Biossina.
  • Polveri sottili.
  • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Benzoato%20di%20potassio%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Benzoato%20di%20potassio%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BBenzoato%20di%20potassio%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Benzoato_di_potassio" title="Benzoato di potassio">Benzoato di potassio</a>.
  • Squaraus.
  • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Succhi%20anali%20di%20Padre%20Pio%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Succhi%20anali%20di%20Padre%20Pio%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BSucchi%20anali%20di%20Padre%20Pio%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Succhi_anali_di_Padre_Pio" title="Succhi anali di Padre Pio">Succhi anali di Padre Pio</a>.
  • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Acqua%20Freddalda%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Acqua%20Freddalda%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BAcqua%20Freddalda%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Acqua_Freddalda" title="Acqua Freddalda">Acqua Freddalda</a>
  • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Qualcosa%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Qualcosa%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BQualcosa%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Qualcosa" title="Qualcosa">Qualcosa</a> di non meglio precisato.
  • Campioni di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22sangue%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22sangue%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bsangue%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Sangue" title="Sangue">sangue</a> e <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22urina%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22urina%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Burina%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Urina" title="Urina">urina</a> depredati da ospedali e cliniche.

Curiosità

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<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Balcool%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Icona_scopa.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Icona%20scopa%22%2C%22align%22%3A%22left%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A50%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/d/d8/Icona_scopa.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/50?cb=20090708164843" width="50" height="50" class="image alignLeft" data-image-name="Icona scopa.png" data-image-key="Icona_scopa.png" type="image" /> L'<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22abuso%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Overdose%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Overdose" title="Overdose">abuso</a> della sezione «<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Curiosit%5Cu00e0%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Curiosit%5Cu00e0%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Curiosit%C3%A0" title="Curiosità">Curiosità</a>» è consigliato dalle <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22linee%20guida%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Nonciclopedia%3ALinee%20guida%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Nonciclopedia:Linee_guida" title="Nonciclopedia:Linee guida">linee guida</a> di <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Nonciclopedia%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Nonciclopedia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Nonciclopedia" title="Nonciclopedia" class="mw-redirect">Nonciclopedia</a>.

Però è meglio se certe curiosità te le tieni pe' ttìa... o forse vuoi veder crescere le margherite dalla parte delle radici?

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  • Un italiano su 4 beve Tavernello mentre gli altri 3 lo deridono in pubblico sorseggiando vino D.O.C.
  • In America è solito vedere <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22barboni%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22barboni%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bbarboni%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Barboni" title="Barboni" class="mw-redirect">barboni</a> bere da una bottiglia di whisky dentro un sacchetto di carta; i barboni italiani bevono Tavernello.
  • In Inghilterra il tavernello venne utilizzato per provocare amnesia irreversibile indotta ai politici che erano stati favorevoli all'ingresso della moneta inglese nel serpente monetario europeo a metà degli anni 90.
  • Il tavernello venne utilizzato dalla Chiesa contro Galileo per fargli ritrattare le tesi secondo cui i chierici erano soliti ubriacare gli agnelli durante il periodo pasquale per non farli partecipare della passione di Cristo loro Messia. Ironia della sorte, gli agnelli si rifiutarono di farsi somministrare il vino chiedendo di poter essere accolti durante il periodo della quaresima nelle officine FIAT.
  • Un uomo ricco e potente beve champagne e fa sesso con molte donne; a <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22gente%20come%20te%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22gente%20come%20te%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bgente%20come%20te%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Gente_come_te" title="Gente come te">gente come te</a> tocca <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22arrangiarsi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Masturbazione%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMasturbazione%7Carrangiarsi%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Masturbazione" title="Masturbazione">arrangiarsi</a> e bere Tavernello.
  • Pamela Anderson va in chiesa solo quando sa che l'ostia della celebrazione eucaristica sia imbevuta di Tavernello, quindi mai dal momento che il vino è stato bandito dalle associazioni liturgiche anglo-americane.
  • Madonna ha battezzato privatamente la propria prima figlia con un bicchiere di Tavernello risparmiandosi così il rituale classico del battesimo.
  • Durante la realizzazione dello spot per il vino Ronco il regista ha fatto confusione utilizzando inavvertitamente una confezione di tavernello, segno che il vino aveva dato alla testa ai creatori dello spot.
  • Il Tavernello è il vinello ufficiale delle manifestazioni studentesche.
  • Un suggerimento per tutti: seguite il glorioso esempio di Charlton Heston nel memorabile film "Soylent Green", se vedete gente ignara comprare Tavernello o qualche altro vino in confezione brik. "It's people!": stavolta non carne umana ridotta a tavolette di cibo ma sangue per la versione rossa e urina per quella bianca! E un mix per il rosé...
  • Un degno concorrente del Tavernello è il Gotto d'Oro, un liquame probabilmente ricavato dal percolato delle discariche della <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22citt%5Cu00e0%20pi%5Cu00f9%20bella%20d%27Italia%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Napoli%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BNapoli%7Ccitt%5Cu00e0%20pi%5Cu00f9%20bella%20d%27Italia%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Napoli" title="Napoli">città più bella d'Italia</a>.
  • Altro concorrente è la Birra Messina, un liquido capace di fare ubriacare anche il più bestiale dei muratori con una sola bottiglia. Tale liquido è la bevanda preferita dai <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22bravi%20guaglioni%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22stalker%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bstalker%7Cbravi%20guaglioni%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Stalker" title="Stalker">bravi guaglioni</a> della <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Zona%20radioattiva%20di%20S.T.A.L.K.E.R%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22campania%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bcampania%7CZona%20radioattiva%20di%20S.T.A.L.K.E.R%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Campania" title="Campania">Zona radioattiva di S.T.A.L.K.E.R</a>

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Voci correlate

  • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Alcool%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Alcool%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BAlcool%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Alcool" title="Alcool" class="mw-redirect">Alcool</a>
  • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Vino%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Vino%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BVino%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Vino" title="Vino">Vino</a>
  • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Fegato%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Fegato%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BFegato%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Fegato" title="Fegato">Fegato</a>
  • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Cirrosi%20epatica%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Cirrosi%20epatica%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BCirrosi%20epatica%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Cirrosi_epatica?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Cirrosi epatica (la pagina non esiste)">Cirrosi epatica</a>
  • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Alcolisti%20anonimi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Alcolisti%20anonimi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BAlcolisti%20anonimi%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Alcolisti_anonimi" title="Alcolisti anonimi" class="mw-redirect">Alcolisti anonimi</a>
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<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Balcool%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Cartello_pericolo_ubriaco.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Cartello%20pericolo%20ubriaco%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A25%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/5/50/Cartello_pericolo_ubriaco.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/25?cb=20150325161208" width="25" height="22" class="image" data-image-name="Cartello pericolo ubriaco.png" data-image-key="Cartello_pericolo_ubriaco.png" type="image" />Bevande ufficialmente vietate ai minorenni.<img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%7B%7Balcool%7D%7D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Cartello_pericolo_ubriaco.png%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Cartello%20pericolo%20ubriaco%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22%22%2C%22width%22%3A25%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/nonciclopedia/images/5/50/Cartello_pericolo_ubriaco.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/25?cb=20150325161208" width="25" height="22" class="image" data-image-name="Cartello pericolo ubriaco.png" data-image-key="Cartello_pericolo_ubriaco.png" type="image" />
Bevande per ggiovani <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Aperol%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Aperol%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Aperol?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Aperol (la pagina non esiste)">Aperol</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Caipirinha%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Caipirinha%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Caipirinha?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Caipirinha (la pagina non esiste)">Caipirinha</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Caipiroska%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Caipiroska%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Caipiroska?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Caipiroska (la pagina non esiste)">Caipiroska</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Campari%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Campari%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Campari" title="Campari">Campari</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Mojito%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Mojito%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Mojito" title="Mojito">Mojito</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Negroni%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Negroni%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Negroni" title="Negroni">Negroni</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22San%20Gria%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22San%20Gria%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/San_Gria" title="San Gria">San Gria</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Spritz%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Spritz%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Spritz" title="Spritz">Spritz</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Taiquipirinha%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Taiquipirinha%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Taiquipirinha" title="Taiquipirinha">Taiquipirinha</a>
Cereali fermentati <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Beck%27s%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Beck%27s%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Beck%27s?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Beck's (la pagina non esiste)">Beck's</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Birra%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Birra%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Birra" title="Birra">Birra</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Birra%20Ichnusa%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Birra%20Ichnusa%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Birra_Ichnusa" title="Birra Ichnusa">Birra Ichnusa</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Brauburger%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Brauburger%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Brauburger" title="Brauburger">Brauburger</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Ceres%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Ceres%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Ceres?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Ceres (la pagina non esiste)">Ceres</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Corona%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Corona%20%28birra%29%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Corona_(birra)?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Corona (birra) (la pagina non esiste)">Corona</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Guinness%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Guinness%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Guinness" title="Guinness">Guinness</a>
Specialità della cantina <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Amarone%20della%20Valpolicella%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Amarone%20della%20Valpolicella%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Amarone_della_Valpolicella?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Amarone della Valpolicella (la pagina non esiste)">Amarone della Valpolicella</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Brunello%20di%20Montalcino%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Brunello%20di%20Montalcino%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Brunello_di_Montalcino?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Brunello di Montalcino (la pagina non esiste)">Brunello di Montalcino</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Cannonau%20di%20Sardegna%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Cannonau%20di%20Sardegna%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Cannonau_di_Sardegna?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Cannonau di Sardegna (la pagina non esiste)">Cannonau di Sardegna</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Champagne%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Champagne%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Champagne" title="Champagne">Champagne</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Malvasia%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Malvasia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Malvasia?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Malvasia (la pagina non esiste)">Malvasia</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Moschea%20%28vino%29%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Moschea%20%28vino%29%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Moschea_(vino)" title="Moschea (vino)">Moschea (vino)</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Nepente%20di%20Oliena%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Nepente%20di%20Oliena%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Nepente_di_Oliena" title="Nepente di Oliena" class="mw-redirect">Nepente di Oliena</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Prosecco%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Prosecco%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Prosecco?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Prosecco (la pagina non esiste)">Prosecco</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Tavernello%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Tavernello%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Tavernello" title="Tavernello">Tavernello</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Vermentino%20di%20Gallura%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Vermentino%20di%20Gallura%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Vermentino_di_Gallura?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Vermentino di Gallura (la pagina non esiste)">Vermentino di Gallura</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Vino%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Vino%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Vino" title="Vino">Vino</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Vino%20al%20metanolo%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Scandalo%20del%20vino%20al%20metanolo%20in%20Italia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Scandalo_del_vino_al_metanolo_in_Italia" title="Scandalo del vino al metanolo in Italia">Vino al metanolo</a>
Roba da ciucca rapida <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Alcol%20etilico%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Alcol%20etilico%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Alcol_etilico" title="Alcol etilico">Alcol etilico</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Amaro%20Carocchio%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Amaro%20Carocchio%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Amaro_Carocchio" title="Amaro Carocchio">Amaro Carocchio</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Amaro%20Montenegro%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Amaro%20Montenegro%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Amaro_Montenegro" title="Amaro Montenegro">Amaro Montenegro</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Assenzio%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Assenzio%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Assenzio" title="Assenzio">Assenzio</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Bombardino%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Bombardino%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Bombardino" title="Bombardino">Bombardino</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Caff%5Cu00e8%20Borghetti%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Caff%5Cu00e8%20Borghetti%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Caff%C3%A8_Borghetti" title="Caffè Borghetti">Caffè Borghetti</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Cordiale%20di%20Sicilia%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Cordiale%20di%20Sicilia%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Cordiale_di_Sicilia" title="Cordiale di Sicilia">Cordiale di Sicilia</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Dry%20gin%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Dry%20gin%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Dry_gin" title="Dry gin">Dry gin</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Fernet%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Fernet%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Fernet" title="Fernet">Fernet</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Filu%20%27e%20ferru%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Filu%20%27e%20ferru%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Filu_%27e_ferru?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Filu 'e ferru (la pagina non esiste)">Filu 'e ferru</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Grappa%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Grappa%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Grappa" title="Grappa">Grappa</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22J%5Cu00e4germeister%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22J%5Cu00e4germeister%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/J%C3%A4germeister" title="Jägermeister">Jägermeister</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Limoncello%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Limoncello%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Limoncello?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Limoncello (la pagina non esiste)">Limoncello</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Mirto%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Mirto%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Mirto?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Mirto (la pagina non esiste)">Mirto</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Nocino%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Nocino%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Nocino" title="Nocino">Nocino</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Petrus%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Petrus%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Petrus?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Petrus (la pagina non esiste)">Petrus</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Poitin%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Poitin%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Poitin" title="Poitin" class="mw-redirect">Poitin</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Tequila%20bum%20bum%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Tequila%20bum%20bum%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Tequila_bum_bum" title="Tequila bum bum">Tequila bum bum</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Umbriaghera%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Umbriaghera%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Umbriaghera" title="Umbriaghera">Umbriaghera</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Unicum%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Unicum%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Unicum" title="Unicum">Unicum</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Vodka%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Vodka%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Vodka" title="Vodka">Vodka</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Whisky%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Whisky%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Whisky?action=edit&redlink=1" class="new" title="Whisky (la pagina non esiste)">Whisky</a> • <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Stroh%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Stroh%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="766-21430053425b64438ea89f0" href="/wiki/Stroh" title="Stroh">Stroh</a>
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