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|<span lang="en">'''Welcome''' to the embassy of the Italian Uncyclopedia, '''Nonciclopedia'''! This was translated by a machine so don't panic if it doesn't make any sense. If you have any announcements or questions regarding international issues you should post them on the discussion page. Or just fuck off.<br /><div style='''text-align:center'''>'''[https://nonciclopedia.org/w/index.php?title=Discussioni_Nonciclopedia:Ufficio_immigrazione&action=edit§ion=new Message the embassy]'''</div></span> |
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|<span lang="de">'''Willkommen''' in der Botschaft der italienischen Uncyclopedia '''Nonciclopedia'''! Dies wurde von einer Maschine übersetzt, also keine Panik, wenn es keinen Sinn ergibt. Wenn Sie Ankündigungen oder Fragen zu internationalen Themen haben, sollten Sie diese auf der Diskussionsseite veröffentlichen. Oder einfach nur durchdrehen.<br /><div style='''text-align:center'''>'''[https://nonciclopedia.org/w/index.php?title=Discussioni_Nonciclopedia:Ufficio_immigrazione&action=edit§ion=new Mitteilung an die Botschaft]'''</div></span> |
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|<span lang="fr">'''Bienvenue''' à l'ambassade de la Uncyclopedia italienne, '''Nonciclopedia''' ! Cela a été traduit par une machine alors ne paniquez pas si cela n’a aucun sens. Si vous avez des annonces ou des questions concernant des problèmes internationaux, vous devez les publier sur la page de discussion. Ou juste foutre.<br /><div style='''text-align:center'''>'''[https://nonciclopedia.org/w/index.php?title=Discussioni_Nonciclopedia:Ufficio_immigrazione&action=edit§ion=new Consulter des ambassadeurs]'''<br /></div></span> |
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|<span lang="ru">'''Добро пожаловать''' в посольство итальянской энциклопедии '''Nonciclopedia'''! Это было переведено машиной, так что не паникуйте, если это не имеет никакого смысла. Если у вас есть какие-либо объявления или вопросы, касающиеся международных вопросов, вы должны опубликовать их на странице обсуждения. Или просто отвали.<br /><div style='''text-align:center'''>'''[https://nonciclopedia.org/w/index.php?title=Discussioni_Nonciclopedia:Ufficio_immigrazione&action=edit§ion=new Обратитесь в посольство]'''</div></span> |
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|<span lang="es">¡'''Bienvenido''' a la embajada de la Inciclopedia italiana, '''Nonciclopedia'''! Esto fue traducido por una máquina, así que no se asuste si no tiene sentido. Si tiene anuncios o preguntas sobre asuntos internacionales, debe publicarlos en la página de discusión. O simplemente vete a la mierda.<br /><div style='''text-align:center'''>'''[https://nonciclopedia.org/w/index.php?title=Discussioni_Nonciclopedia:Ufficio_immigrazione&action=edit§ion=new Mensaje para la Embajada]'''</div></span> |
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|<span lang="nl">'''Welkom''' bij de ambassade van de Italiaanse Uncyclopedia, '''Nonciclopedia'''! Dit werd vertaald door een machine, dus raak niet in paniek als het nergens op slaat. Als u aankondigingen of vragen hebt over internationale kwesties, moet u deze op de discussiepagina plaatsen. Of rot op.<br /><div style='''text-align:center'''>'''[https://nonciclopedia.org/w/index.php?title=Discussioni_Nonciclopedia:Ufficio_immigrazione&action=edit§ion=new Bericht voor de ambassade]'''</div></span> |
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|<span lang="pt">'''Bem-vindo''' à embaixada da Desciclopédia italiana: a '''Nonciclopedia'''! Isso foi traduzido por uma máquina, então não entre em pânico se isso não fizer sentido. Se você tiver algum anúncio ou pergunta sobre questões internacionais, você deve publicá-las na página de discussão. Ou apenas vai se foder.<br /><div style='''text-align:center'''>'''[https://nonciclopedia.org/w/index.php?title=Discussioni_Nonciclopedia:Ufficio_immigrazione&action=edit§ion=new Mensagem para a Embaixada]'''</div></span> |
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|<span lang="ja">イタリア大百科事典'''Nonciclopedia'''への'''ようこそ'''！ これは機械によって翻訳されたので、それが意味をなさない場合でもてないでください。 国際的な問題に関する発表や質問がある場合は、ディスカッションページに投稿してください。 またはちょうど性交。<br /><div style='''text-align:center'''>'''[https://nonciclopedia.org/w/index.php?title=Discussioni_Nonciclopedia:Ufficio_immigrazione&action=edit§ion=new 大使館にメッセージを送る]'''</div></span> |
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|<span lang="zh">'''欢迎'''到意大利百科全书大使馆，'''Nonciclopedia'''！ 这是由机器翻译的，所以如果没有任何意义，请不要惊慌。 如果您有任何有关国际问题的公告或问题，请将其发布在讨论页面上。 或者干掉他妈的。<br /><div style='''text-align:center'''>'''[https://nonciclopedia.org/w/index.php?title=Discussioni_Nonciclopedia:Ufficio_immigrazione&action=edit§ion=new 联系大使]'''</div></span> |
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|<span lang="pl">'''Witamy''' w ambasadzie włoskiej Uncyclopedii: '''Nonciclopedia'''! Zostało to przetłumaczone przez maszynę, więc nie panikuj, jeśli to nie ma sensu. Jeśli masz jakieś ogłoszenia lub pytania dotyczące kwestii międzynarodowych, opublikuj je na stronie dyskusji. Lub po prostu odpierdol się. <br /><div style='''text-align:center'''>'''[https://nonciclopedia.org/w/index.php?title=Discussioni_Nonciclopedia:Ufficio_immigrazione&action=edit§ion=new Napisz do ambasady]'''</div></span> |
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L<nowiki>'</nowiki>'''Ufficio Immigrazione di Nonciclopedia''' è la torre di Babele che la uncyclopedia in lingua italiana mette a disposizione degli uncyclopediani di tutto il mondo sbarcati sulle nostre belle coste per cazzeggiare in lingue incomprensibili. |
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Il progetto Uncyclopedia è multislinguazzante, con versioni già esistenti in [[Nonciclopedia:Tutte le lingue|un bel po' di lingue]], di cui il 90% in stato comatoso. L'Ufficio Immigrazione di Nonciclopedia è pertanto un luogo di incontro fra lingue diverse e più o meno calde e umide, o per cose più noiose tipo i [[Aiuto:Interink|link fra wiki in altre lingue]]. |
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=== From Uncyclopedia === |
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This is in response to a [http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=Forum:Monaco_skin&t=20091129152100 forum page] that was left on Uncyclopedia about the Monaco skin and advertisements. Since Wikia introduced the Monaco skin and pretty much told all the websites to suck a fat dick, Uncyclopedia has created a default skin which is modeled after Monobook (the old skin). For more information see [http://www.wikia.com/wiki/Help:Wikia_custom_skins this link] about how to possibly do this. As for ads, we recommend users install a browser add-on which blocks advertisements to their web broswers such as [http://adblockplus.org/en/ AdBlock Plus]. You should be warned that these add-ons may not be compatible with computers in Italy because the country's boot-shape is not conducive to proper internet connection. To remedy this, we recommend you wear a large hat while attempting to install. Hope this helps. -- [http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User:EMC EMC] from Uncyclopedia |
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=== Ambasciatori === |
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{{s|(translation by my friend, hopefully it sounds alright)}} |
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Un ambasciatore di Nonciclopedia dovrebbe tenere d'occhio l'Ufficio Immigrazione locale e quelli internazionali per poter sempre rappresentare la comunità dei nonciclopediani nel mondo e aggiornarli su quello che accade oltre-confine. Ha inoltre diritto alla valigia diplomatica e ad un'interprete bonissima ma che non gliela darà mai. |
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La lista vergognosamente datata degli ambasciatori è presente su [http://uncyclomedia.org/wiki/UnN:Embassies UnMeta Embassies]. |
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:I've deleted the translation, because your italian was less understandable than the cinese below. |
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:However, we know that we can "hack" the skin and use AdBlock... but this isn't a solution, it's only a way to trick the problem. Moreover, if Staff is so stubborn to propose another time the Monaco, means that they'll remove all tipes of hacks... otherwise, what's the reason for the change? It's nonsense. |
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:And i use Internet Explorer 5. It's the only that poors italians can afford. {{-sisi}} --{{utente:Zaza/firma}} 17:36, nov 29, 2009 (CET) |
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== Collegamenti esterni == |
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This is the translation: |
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* [http://uncyclomedia.org/wiki/UnN:Nonciclopedia Il nostro Ufficio Immigrazioni su UnMeta] |
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Questo è la pagina di foro che era su Uncyclopedia riguardo alla skin Monaco e gli annunci pubblicitari. Poiché Wikia ha introdotto la Monaco e ha detto a pressoché tutti i siti web di succhiarle il cazzo, Uncyclopedia ha creato una skin predefinita, basata sul Monobook (la vecchia skin). Per maggiori informazioni guardate [http://www.wikia.com/wiki/Help:Wikia_custom_skins qui]. Quanto agli annunci, si consiglia agli utenti di installare un add-on del browser che blocca degli annunci pubblicitari come [http://adblockplus.org/en/ AdBlock Plus]. Dovreste essere avvertiti che questi add-on non potrebbero essere compatibili con i computer in Italia perché la forma del paese a stivale non è di aiuto al normale collegamento di internet. Per rimediare questo, vi raccomandiamo di indossare un grande cappello mentre tentate di installarli. Sperando che questo aiuta. --{{Utente:Zenzozenzo/firma}} 17:38, nov 29, 2009 (CET){{VF|1200632}} |
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* [http://uncyclomedia.org/wiki/Category:Embassies Tutte le altre ambasciate su UnMeta] |
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=== Désencyclopédie === |
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Hi. I'm from French uncyc. We didn't hear anything about that skin change yet. When Wikia switched to Monaco last year, they pretended they wouldn't do it on uncycs because we are supposed to be a parody of wikipedia. I guess they changed their minds. The only reason I can see is that the new skin allows to put more (and more efficient) advertising. That's also in my opinion why they won't change the skin on en.uncyc: they cannot put ads there because the license doesn't allow commercial use. --'''[[Utilisateur:PiRK|ΠR K]]'''{{Dimensione|82%|([[Discussion Utilisateur:PiRK|discussion]])}} 22:44, nov 29, 2009 (CET) |
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:Which license do you mean? --{{utente:Puzza87/firma}} 23:26, nov 29, 2009 (CET){{VF|1201467}} |
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::[http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/2.0/ CC-BY-NC-SA]. en.uncyc is the only Wikia wiki with that license. --[[Speciale:Contributi/92.143.250.127|92.143.250.127]] 23:52, nov 29, 2009 (CET) |
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[[da:Spademanns Leksikon:Ambassaden]] |
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:::Dear ''beyond-alps-cousin'', you're right. Also for me the only reason it's money! |
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[[en:Uncyclopedia:Foreign Office]] |
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:::For what concern Uncy, i think that yours it's an unexceptionable theory. {{Dimensione|82%|(...only a theory or you've asked uncyclopedians?)}} |
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[[el:Φρικηπαίδεια:Πρεσβεία]] |
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:::CCbyncsa... where can we buy one? {{-mumblo}} --{{utente:Zaza/firma}} 01:00, nov 30, 2009 (CET) |
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[[fr:Désencyclopédie:Tour de Babelfish]] |
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::::The French Désencyclopédie did not hear about it because it is only a change for the Italian edition. [[User:Angela|Angela]]<staff /> ([[User talk:Angela|talk]]) 00:10, dic 1, 2009 (CET) |
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[[he:איןציקלופדיה:משרד החוץ]] |
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[[no:Ikkepedia:Utenriksdepartementet]] |
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=== 中文伪基百科的回复 (Chinese Uncyclopedia) === |
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[[olb:Абсурдопедия:Интернационал]] |
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[[:zh:|中文伪基百科]]先前也曾遇到相同的不合理要求，但是我们的拒绝理由也和你们一样，或许可能会遭遇Wikia技术性的杯葛与报复，但是各国的伪基百科联合团结起来，正式向Wikia断然拒绝这种宛如霸权主义的要求。<br /> |
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[[pt:Desciclopédia:Embaixada]] |
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在此中文伪基百科（zh）表示支持你们的立场。--<span style="color: #FFA500;">'''黑底屍'''</span>（[[User talk:黑底屍|<span style="color: #FFA500;">☎找我☎</span>]]） 17:11, nov 29, 2009 (CET) |
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[[ru:Абсурдопедия:Интернациональное сообщество]] |
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[[zh:伪基百科:外交部]] |
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:這是一個自動翻譯： |
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[[zh-tw:偽基百科:偽基外交]] |
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:現在我們只是一封電子郵件抗議 Wikia的，我們的部分（偽基百科只）。我們仍在等待答复，但我們會告訴您。希望不必使用武力。感謝您的支持。 |
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:如果可以，用英語，以便更好地了解，謝謝。--{{utente:Zaza/firma}} 18:02, nov 29, 2009 (CET) |
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:(Here is the English translation from another Chinese Uncyclopedia administrator. Sorry that not many administrators from Chinese Uncyclopedia that understand English, and I am one of them that understands English. For further contacts you may leave messages as usual, but better notify me by email, since I am now a semi-retired administrator and don't have time to visit the site often.) |
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:We Chinese Uncyclopedia have faced the same unreasonble request (from Wikia), and rejected them with the same reason as yours. Although our rejection may face technological boycott and revenge from Wikia, we would like to unite various Uncyclopediae to object with Wikia for this hegemonic request. We Chinese Uncyclopedia will stand at your side.--[[Utente:Leeyc0|Leeyc0]] 13:15, nov 30, 2009 (CET) |
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::When have you rejected the request? Recently? |
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::However, now i've added our correspondence with Angela. Take a look. --{{utente:Zaza/firma}} 15:53, nov 30, 2009 (CET) |
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:::I am asking the other admins for this, since I mainly serve as a contact point for Chinese Uncyclopedia and seldom participate in daily operation. --[[Utente:Leeyc0|Leeyc0]] 16:25, nov 30, 2009 (CET) |
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:::Just confirmed, this request was made by [http://www.wikia.com/wiki/User:KaurJmeb KaurJmeb] while she still worked in Wikia more than 1 year ago. (KaurJmeb was the only Chinese in Wikia, and resigned in Oct 2008. I took this posision as a cotact point for Chinese Uncyclopedua because of her resignation, because no one in Wikia understands Chinese.) She respects the position of Uncyclopedia and we rejected her request without much difficulties. --[[Utente:Leeyc0|Leeyc0]] 14:10, dic 1, 2009 (CET) |
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::::Ok, thank you for this information. Yesterday, after a little [[Discussioni_utente:Angela|discussion]], Angela re-set monobook. We hope that this situation persist. |
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::::However, [http://nonciclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=Nonciclopedia:Embassy/intestazioneMonacoSkin&diff=prev&oldid=1203364 as you can see], Angela said that the change will affect only us, Nonciclopedia. --{{utente:Zaza/firma}} 14:20, dic 1, 2009 (CET) |
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=== Absurdopedia === |
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On behalf of Absurdopedia I say we don't want Monaco Skin at all. It is not translated properly. [[:ru:User:Юрник|Praet.]] 17:09, nov 29, 2009 (CET) |
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:Only for this reason? Aren't you interested in the graphic side? --{{utente:Zaza/firma}} 17:53, nov 29, 2009 (CET) |
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:: We discussed that in May. Monaco Skin is odd and nonstandard. But the translation is also important: we've already been the object of mockery for using untranslated Monaco. [[:ru:User:Юрник|Praet.]] 18:42, nov 29, 2009 (CET) |
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:::Ok, i've understand. |
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:::We've discussed yet this problem too... but last year, on June 2008! And Wikia Staff mantained the monobook after some complaints. Now we don't comprehend the reason of this new imposition for the second time and we've sent an email to Staff and waiting for an answer... |
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:::But, [http://absurdopedia.wikia.com/wiki/%D0%9E%D0%B1%D1%81%D1%83%D0%B6%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%B8%D0%B5:%D0%97%D0%B0%D0%B3%D0%BB%D0%B0%D0%B2%D0%BD%D0%B0%D1%8F_%D1%81%D1%82%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%B8%D1%86%D0%B0#Monaco_skin you saw] that staff set Monaco in May 2009... so, have you Monaco since May? Have you send a mail to staff that time? |
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:::{{Dimensione|82%|(...don't worry for english, mine is bad too... {{-wink}} )}} --{{utente:Zaza/firma}} 19:14, nov 29, 2009 (CET) |
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:::: We have Monobook as default. There were some troubles in May, when Monaco was set. But we haven't even sent an email. For now we still have Monobook as default. [[:ru:User:Юрник|Praet.]] 20:28, nov 29, 2009 (CET) |
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:::::Is Monobook default also for anonymous? Have you received mails from staff? |
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:::::Perhaps the Staff is making a gradual upgrade for all un-wikis. We've received a mail from [[Utente:Angela|Angela]] on 27 november that announced this quickly change. We haven't not even the time to answer, before they set to Monaco. |
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:::::Now we have Monaco for anonymous and Monobook for registered. --{{utente:Zaza/firma}} 21:10, nov 29, 2009 (CET) |
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:::::: Oh. Definitely. Maybe Monaco is default for anonymous: there must be a reason of mockery. We haven't received anything from staff, though. (By the way, how did you in Nonciclopedia switch the default time to CET? It's a matter of life and death for us: we want MSD as default.) [[:ru:User:Юрник|Praet.]] 23:29, nov 29, 2009 (CET) |
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:::::::The reason, in my opinion, is one: much money with monaco ads. However, contact us if Staff contact you about Monaco. |
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:::::::For what concern the time, we've simply ask to staff to set CET. {{-wink}} --{{utente:Zaza/firma}} 01:12, nov 30, 2009 (CET) |
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Versione attuale delle 14:20, 3 apr 2024
| Welcome to the embassy of the Italian Uncyclopedia, Nonciclopedia! This was translated by a machine so don't panic if it doesn't make any sense. If you have any announcements or questions regarding international issues you should post them on the discussion page. Or just fuck off. |
Willkommen in der Botschaft der italienischen Uncyclopedia Nonciclopedia! Dies wurde von einer Maschine übersetzt, also keine Panik, wenn es keinen Sinn ergibt. Wenn Sie Ankündigungen oder Fragen zu internationalen Themen haben, sollten Sie diese auf der Diskussionsseite veröffentlichen. Oder einfach nur durchdrehen. |
| Bienvenue à l'ambassade de la Uncyclopedia italienne, Nonciclopedia ! Cela a été traduit par une machine alors ne paniquez pas si cela n’a aucun sens. Si vous avez des annonces ou des questions concernant des problèmes internationaux, vous devez les publier sur la page de discussion. Ou juste foutre. |
Добро пожаловать в посольство итальянской энциклопедии Nonciclopedia! Это было переведено машиной, так что не паникуйте, если это не имеет никакого смысла. Если у вас есть какие-либо объявления или вопросы, касающиеся международных вопросов, вы должны опубликовать их на странице обсуждения. Или просто отвали. |
| ¡Bienvenido a la embajada de la Inciclopedia italiana, Nonciclopedia! Esto fue traducido por una máquina, así que no se asuste si no tiene sentido. Si tiene anuncios o preguntas sobre asuntos internacionales, debe publicarlos en la página de discusión. O simplemente vete a la mierda. |
Welkom bij de ambassade van de Italiaanse Uncyclopedia, Nonciclopedia! Dit werd vertaald door een machine, dus raak niet in paniek als het nergens op slaat. Als u aankondigingen of vragen hebt over internationale kwesties, moet u deze op de discussiepagina plaatsen. Of rot op. |
| Bem-vindo à embaixada da Desciclopédia italiana: a Nonciclopedia! Isso foi traduzido por uma máquina, então não entre em pânico se isso não fizer sentido. Se você tiver algum anúncio ou pergunta sobre questões internacionais, você deve publicá-las na página de discussão. Ou apenas vai se foder. |
イタリア大百科事典Nonciclopediaへのようこそ！ これは機械によって翻訳されたので、それが意味をなさない場合でもてないでください。 国際的な問題に関する発表や質問がある場合は、ディスカッションページに投稿してください。 またはちょうど性交。 |
| 欢迎到意大利百科全书大使馆，Nonciclopedia！ 这是由机器翻译的，所以如果没有任何意义，请不要惊慌。 如果您有任何有关国际问题的公告或问题，请将其发布在讨论页面上。 或者干掉他妈的。 |
Witamy w ambasadzie włoskiej Uncyclopedii: Nonciclopedia! Zostało to przetłumaczone przez maszynę, więc nie panikuj, jeśli to nie ma sensu. Jeśli masz jakieś ogłoszenia lub pytania dotyczące kwestii międzynarodowych, opublikuj je na stronie dyskusji. Lub po prostu odpierdol się. |
L'Ufficio Immigrazione di Nonciclopedia è la torre di Babele che la uncyclopedia in lingua italiana mette a disposizione degli uncyclopediani di tutto il mondo sbarcati sulle nostre belle coste per cazzeggiare in lingue incomprensibili.
Il progetto Uncyclopedia è multislinguazzante, con versioni già esistenti in un bel po' di lingue, di cui il 90% in stato comatoso. L'Ufficio Immigrazione di Nonciclopedia è pertanto un luogo di incontro fra lingue diverse e più o meno calde e umide, o per cose più noiose tipo i link fra wiki in altre lingue.
Ambasciatori
Un ambasciatore di Nonciclopedia dovrebbe tenere d'occhio l'Ufficio Immigrazione locale e quelli internazionali per poter sempre rappresentare la comunità dei nonciclopediani nel mondo e aggiornarli su quello che accade oltre-confine. Ha inoltre diritto alla valigia diplomatica e ad un'interprete bonissima ma che non gliela darà mai.
La lista vergognosamente datata degli ambasciatori è presente su UnMeta Embassies.